As a rabbid Cream fan, it almost pains me to do this. But here I go anyway. And please don't flame me if it's not funny, I'm trying my best.
THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO CREAM
1)Don't Steal Cheese.
2)If she asks for him back, don't give her a block of veleeta that you have painted blue.
3)Don't try to put her and Cheese into a pastry.
4)Don't lick her mother.
5)If you do lick her mother, don't say "You taste bad."
6)Don't say her voice is annoying.
7)If you do, don't run when she starts crying which you know she will.
8)Don't tie her ears in a knot.
9)Don't give Cheese a camera and tell him to take up-skirt pictues.
10)Don't tell her Cosmo is alive. And is Tails-Hungry
11)Don't ask her if she likes carrots.
12)Don't ask her if she has a brother named Cinnimon
13)Don't ask if she has a sister named Mint.
14)Don't remind her that she murdered Emerl
15)Don't tell Charmy she likes him.
16)Don't bring her to see "300" seriously that movie is really violent
17)Don't make her watch "Friday the 13th"
18)If you do, don't put on a hockey mask.
19)If you do, don't go to your local hardware store and by a macchete.
20)If you do, don't dip it in red paint
21)If you do, don't show it to her.
22)If you do...well, you really shouldn't do this.
23)Don't tell her she will mutate if she makes out with Tails
24)Don't say her drawings suck.
25)Don't say that she's "tasty"
Yea, so you really shouldn't do this stuff.