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Axe Vice

Yggdra Union and,

The idea of this fanfiction. (I heard it was owned by a Gakuen Alice FanFict Author. Well, it's just a rumor.)

Chapter 1: Yggdra and Milanor

Castle Paltina, Noon…

"Can someone tell me why should we clean HIS room? It's his dirty work!" Milanor moaned.

"I heard Nessiah will give us a box of Niet-chan's Chocolate coated Kokorinuts." Inzaghi whispered to him.

"Woot?! I can steal three boxes of those any time of the day!" Milanor exclaimed.

"I would like to remind you Esq. Milanor that the Castle is a NO STEALING TERRITORY." Durant explained.

"Yeah, I know." Milanor grumbled.

"By the way, what's up with you with Queen Yggdra?" Roswell asked.

"Well…" Milanor said and blushed.

"Look at the idiot blush!" exclaimed Russell.

"Why you-" Milanor angrily said as he took out his Silver Moon.

"Stop it you two!" Cruz and Mizer said.

"Were here." Gulcasa said. They entered Nessiah's room and saw it was quite messy.

"Oh Hi! Sorry if I asked you to do this. But… Oh shit… Im late! I'll gonna leave you guys now. See you later." Neesiah said as he left the guys completely clueless on where to put his stuff.

"Great… he left us without knowing where to put his stuff." Milanor moaned.

"Okay, let's do this so we can finish early." Mizer exclaimed. And they started to clean Nessiah's room.

15 minutes later…

"Man… this will take forever…" Milanor whined.

"Will you shut up whining and just get on to work?" Inzaghi yelled at Milanor.

"Shut up!" Milanor retorted. Why did I end up with these bastards? He is cleaning Nessiah's table when he accidentally opened a secret compartment.

Huh? What's this? Milanor thought. He saw a black box. The label says: Class S Summoned Item. Do NOT open. Summoned Item? Hmm… wonder if… Milanor looked around and when everyone wasn't looking at him, he opened the box.

Huh? What's this, Axe Vice? Milanor removed the cap and smelled it. A guy perfume? Well, it smells nice so ill gonna try it. Milanor sprayed some of it on his clothes and on his body. Then a knight appeared on the door.

"Um… Excuse me, is Esq. Milanor here? Queen Yggdra wants to talk to you." The knight said.

"Ehehehe… It looks like someone saved my skin from this work. See ya!" Milanor said as he quickly ran out of the room.

"That cheater..." Gulcasa mumbled to himself.

While Milanor was on his way to Yggdra's office, he has this feeling that he is being looked at. Then he saw some witches looking at him with a devilish/naughty look. The lady knights, sword maidens, and other girls are acting the same towards Milanor. I don't like this feeling. He thought. When he reached Yggdra's room, he's having second thoughts of entering. What if she acting strange also…?

"Yg- er… Queen Yggdra, may I come in?" Milanor asked as he opened the door.

"Oh, yes. Come in, I'm expecting you." Yggdra said. "Nice perfume." Yggdra added after she smelled the air.

"Thanks… say, why did you call me?" Milanor said as he thought "Phew, thank God she isn't acting like the other girls."

"Um…" Yggdra said, as if she's caught unprepared.

"Excuse me?" Milanor asked.

"Oh… can you accompany me to the market today?" Yggdra asked Milanor.

"That's all? Sure!" Milanor replied. At least, it will be a good excuse for leaving them cleaning Nessiah's room.

"By the way, can you go with me at my room? I'll get something at my bathroom." Yggdra said.

"Uh, Ok." Milanor said and they left Yggdra's office.

After a few minutes, they reached Yggdra's room. Yggdra let Milanor in her room while she went inside her bathroom. Milanor was in front of the window, looking at the scenery outside. Suddenly, he was yanked to Yggdra's bed and to his surprise, it was Yggdra who yanked him. She's wearing a seductive bustier. Little by little, she took off Milanor's clothes... or should we say tearing it apart.

"H-hey! What's gotten into you?" Milanor said as he blushed ten shades of maroon.

"Oh Milly, you dont need to wear a perfume just to get my attention. Now, let me smell the perfume off you." Yggdra said maniacally.

Thats why Nessiah sealed the perfume... Milanor thought, then he asked Yggdra "Wh-what about you trip to the market?"

"That can wait for another day... now, it's just you..." Yggdra crawls her fingers to Milanor's chest.

"...and me" Yggdra said, then she kissed Milanor.

Oh my... what the heck. Milanor thought, then he kissed Yggdra back.

At Nessiah's Room...

"Where could Esq. Milanor be?" Durant asked himself, then he noticed the bottle of Axe Vice.

Huh? Axe Vice?

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Chapter 2: Elena and Durant is coming up.