Title: Gossip
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Characters/Pairings: hinted Judai X Sho/ implied shoujo ai and shounen ai
Summary: Sho keeps Judai updated with the latest gossip in Duel Academy. Implied yaoi/yuri. Judai X Sho at the end.
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Judai sat down at the lunch table and looked at the plate of food in front of him. Judai was sure he saw what was supposed to be meat move a bit. Sho sat down in front of Judai and said, "Hey, Aniki, have you heard about all the rumors going around?" Judai stabbed the meat with his fork and replied, "I didn't think you were into that kind of stuff, Sho…"
"I always like to stay up to date, Aniki," Sho said, "So…can I tell you about some stuff I heard?" "Why do you need to tell me?" asked Judai. "BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO, DAMMIT!" Sho cried furiously. "Fine…lay it on me…" Judai muttered as he eyed his peas with caution.
"Well, I heard that Momoe and Junko are dating!" Sho said. Judai just shrugged and replied, "So? I'm glad that they found someone to love. Besides, I knew that already…" "How?" "Look." Sho turned around and saw Momoe and Junko making out on one of the lunch tables. "That's…disturbing…but sexy…" Sho muttered.
Sho quickly turned away from the female love fest and exclaimed, "I also heard that Manjyome and Misawa are going out as well!" Judai almost stabbed his face with his fork. "HUH? BUT…BUT…BUT I THOUGHT THAT MANJYOME WAS A LONER!" Judai cried. Sho chuckled and took a sip from his water bottle.
"Well, I have something to give you conniptions, Sho," Judai exclaimed, "Some people think we're gay lovers!" Sho's eyes widened with horror. "How do they know?" cried the blue-haired boy. "We're not going out, Sho…remember?" Judai said. Sho blushed and grinned sheepishly. "Oh, yeah. I forgot. Sorry…"
Suddenly, Sho pulled a list out of his pocket and handed it to Judai. "To speed some things up, here's the other rumors I found out…" Judai looked at the list and read them aloud:
Asuka Tenjoin is a lesbian
Fubuki Tenjoin is gay and makes out with Ryu Marufuji
Misawa's real hair color is yellow
Kappa Mikey is going off the air (WTF?)
Every girl in Duel Academy is a lesbian
Chronos is a pedophile
Edo Phoenix duels Saiou in the next episode of Yu-Gi-Oh GX in Japan (WTF?)
All hail the great underlord known as Bitchy Underpants McNuggets!
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl come out in Japan this September
Asuka is still a lesbian!
Judai looked at Sho like he was crazy and slapped him in the face. "Get your facts straight!" Judai said as he left the lunchroom. Sho pulled out his chibi-Judai doll and sighed. "Will we ever be together, Chibi-Judai?"