DAY 1: Monday Oct. 3rd

Dedede's Mom's house, 6:32 A.M.

King Dedede woke up from his looooooong ;) sleep. "Another day another boner." he said to his erect and cut cock. "Yeah." it replied. Dedede got showered and wet and went to work wet and not dry. It was raining. He didn't go naked you silly goose, LOL! He ate regurgitated fish for breakfast from his Mommer's mouth. His mother is such a great cook. Yeah, hes 25. Yeah he lives with his Mom. So what? He's fat, undependable, and ugly.

At Work, 7:28 A.M.

Dedede went to work. "I'm at work now." he's saving up for his own igloo. After a long day at work, he began to walk to the bus stop! The bus left already and got mud all over his suit when it drove off! Dedede held his head in sadness, "My life sucks…" but then the rain stopped and he looked up. He saw the sun glowing behind… a gym. "Huh? A gym? Maybe if I work out I will love myself and not kill myself." So Dedede went to the radiating gym.

The Gym, 5:07 P.M.

At the gym, he went to the recipatation desk, "Hi. " he said to the goomba. " Hi! I am Gaijin Goomba, and-" Dedede punched that fucker in the throat. He was dead. Dedede is now a convicted murderer. Anyways :) "Wow!" he heard from behind (foreshadowing) he spun around to see a buff turtle man with a weird kind of dog like face? Um? Anyways. HE WAS SO FUCKING SEXY. He had such a gruff look and voice, "You totally knocked him out! Fuck that bitch, lol. I hope he's fucking dead. I'm Bowser ;-)" said Bowser ;-) Dedede got nervous and vomited the fish from earlier a little inside of his mouth but then he swallowed it and was safe. #dinner! "O-oh...hi…" Dedede stammered with a blushful face.

( It looked kind of like this - /_/)

Bowser chuckled as a swarm of army ants began to eat Gaijin goomba's body.

"So… did you want to get a gym membership?" Bowser asked.

"Yes." replied Dedede's phallus. "OK." Bowser's said. Phallus telepathy. It's real. Bowser registered Dedede. "I signed you up to join one of my classes, it's my last private class scheduled for the day. I'll be looking forward to training with you." Bowser said with a smile. Dedede BLUSHED WITH HIS PENGUIN BLOOD.

Dedede's Mom's HOUSE, 6:16 P.M.

Bowser and Dedede shook hands and then Dedede went home to his angry jewish penguin bird mother (no hate I am for real jewish and so is Dedede and Dedede's Mom). His Mother just got back from community college "I AM 63 AND IN COLLEGE!" she complained. She threw up in his mouth and they went to bed. Dedede fell asleep after thinking about his trainer, Bowser, for a long while. All of a sudden, Dedede was back at it again in the gym! Bowser was standing over him helping him lift weights..but not for long. Before Dedede could process what happened, he was sprawled across the bench press, ass wide open. And full of turtle dog dragon cock. "Lift harder…" Bowser moaned inside of Dedede's dream.

Day 2: Tuesday Oct. 4th

Dedede's ROOM that he shares with his mom because they live in Poverty, 2:33 A.M.

Dedede sprung up in a cold sweat. He thought he could still feel it inside of him. His nether regions quivered at the thought. And leaked a little bit. His butthole leaked. Anyways he wiped it up and put it in his ONISION SHRINE! OK SO ANYWAYS:

Work the Next MORNING, 8:00 A.M.

Dedede couldn't wait to go to the gym. He waited all day LONG (foreshadowing). He spent most of his day pooping in the porta potty at work. Finally the bell that released them from being a slave rang and they got to go home :) but Dedede wasn't going home… He was riding his moped to,

The Radiating Gym, 5:12 P.M.

The gym. He was there now. Gaijin Goomba's rotting carcass was still on the floor. He went to room G-069 to meet Bowser. He was bent over with his gym shorts and Dedede could see the outline outline of his large swollen turtle balls. Bowser turned around, "Oh, hey!" Bowser walked towards Dedede and gave him a nice penis-touching hug. Phallus to phallus contact. Bowser began to word, "I don't usually train with my new partners on the first day, I like to… get to know them better. I just got done with my last class, so let's go to the showers." he smiled. Dedede was SHOOK . He snorted a quick line of coke to get the blood flowing. WOO! Bowser led Dedede to the showering room, "The sauna and changing room is this way." Bowser went behind a locker and came back only wearing a towel. "Are you going to change or what? ;)" he said as he walked into the sauna where he sat down and his cock folded.

Dedede was SHOOK. He changed into his towel (quickly) and walked into the sauna…...alone….. with Dedede. He chewed. They were in the STEAMY HOT sauna. Bowser sweat like an animal. He was an animal. A sexy beast that is. Dedede was sitting across from Bowser and walked over. They were now sitting, legs touching. "So what did u have for lunch today?"... "Oh you know just sandwich!"... "Oh cool i had clam chow-chow"... "Dude awesome I fuckin love clam chow-chow…" ..."Dude it's my mom's recipe. Do u want some3?" "Nok Nuk." Dedede laughed. Bowser leaned towards Dedede a little and put his hand on his shoulder. "I look forward to working with you haha." Bowser then stood up, and his towel fell

… …

…?

Bowser's semi-hard uncut turtle cock was fully exposed. "Shit!" he gasped.

Dedede was SHOOK . He blushed harder than his current erection as Bowser slowly and lustfully pulled up his towel. "We should probably go now… I'm sorry." Bowser looked to the side."Okay, and don't worry!" Dedede said looking down. They got dressed and hugged before Dedede went back home.