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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto if I did you'd have to be smoking something to watch/read it.

Team seven stood at the bridge where they usually met. Kakashi still wasn't there Naruto and Sakura fought and Sasuke stood there looking mildly interested with there fight. Suddenly after about an hour Kakashi-sensi came.

"YOUR LATE AGAIN" yelled Sakura and Naruto in union. "Gomen, gomen I was…" he started but was sharply cut off by his students. "Helping an old lady?" asked Naruto, "Saving a dog from a cat?" asked Sakura, "Milking a dolphin?" asked Sasuke, making the most ridicules comments they could think of. Kakashi blinked twice with his one eye then visibly smiled. "Now that's just crazy," he said, "actually I was getting information on our next mission."

Sakura was excited but didn't show it, Naruto's eyes gleamed, and Sasuke looked uncaring. "This mission is in fact the most difficult of all the missions we have faced in the past," said Kakashi in a dead serious voice, "It's an A-Rank mission so we must try not to mess up." he finished.

Sakura's eyes widened impressively, Naruto's expression grew happier as if that was possible, and Sasuke looked interested.

"We will be pursuing two S-Rank criminals and take them back to Konoha and put them in jail. We've gotten a heads up by an anonymous hit that they are near Konoha and ones injured. This would be the perfect time to capture them or at least the one that's injured." said Kakashi. "Who exactly are we pursuing Sensei?" asked the pink haired girl.

"Um…well…we-we-we-we're pur-pur-…" stuttered Kakashi. "Spit it out your sounding like Hinata" stated Naruto with his face cringed. Kakashi's eye drifted towards Sasuke and that gave it away. They were following, capturing, and imprisoning Itachi Uchiha and his partner Kisame. (A.N.I don't like Kisame so here he is an idiotic fish stick that's unimportant.).

If you looked at Sasuke at that moment you would have seen the famous Sharingan. He held back trying not to bolt to the forest to kill his brother. It was EXTREMALY hard. 'I can't believe he's back. What does he want?' Sasuke wondered.

Kakashi sighed in relief when he saw that Sasuke restrained to go to the forest. The only thing that would bug him and make him go crazy would be… "Sasuke-kun are you alright?"……….shit.

Suddenly Sasuke looked up and had an 'I'm-totally -and-completely –insane' look on his usually calm face. "Of course I am Sakura-Chan. Why why why why why why would you you you you you you ask a thing thing thing thing thing like that that that that?" he asked sounding much like a broken record and twitching all the while.

Sakura was about to answer when both Kakashi and Naruto ran over to her and put their hands to her mouth. They shook her head no and Sasuke turned his back to them. They put their hand down and sighed. Kakashi leaned over to Sakura's ear and whispered "I don't think now is a good time to tell him, well how should I put this nicely um…" "crazy, insane, loco, you take your pick Sensei" said Naruto with a smile lean towards Sakura's other ear.

"Although his description was a bit unorthodox he's actually right. He's so obsessed with revenge he's gone crazy." Kakashi explained. Sakura bonked Naruto and Kakashi on their heads. "Never-talk-about-my-Sasuke- kun- like-that-EVER-again." She said through gritted teeth.

Then she walked over to Sasuke leaving Naruto and Kakashi behind. "Well we leave as soon as every ones ready so go get ready and come back here in one hour." said Kakashi.

Every one speed off into different directions except for Kakashi who stood there, ready, reading his perverted book waiting for them to return. An hour later, all three genin came back ready and willing. "Now that were all here let's go and capture them." he said with his usual perkiness.

With that they speed off to the forest. Kakashi was in the lead for he knew the way; Sasuke was behind him, then Sakura, and Naruto. "So sensei where are we going exactly?" asked Sakura. "Please Sakura make no noise. They might hear us and run like rabbits." said Kakashi rather rudely.

Sakura looked down in embarrassment and then accidentally ran strait into a tree. "Your worse then the dope" said Sasuke as Naruto helped her up.

Sasuke leaned over to his sensei. "Tell me again why we brought her all she is to us is a nuisance and annoying." whispered Sasuke trying to not be heard be Sakura.

Unfortunately she over-heard that fatal sentence. 'He'll never like me why am I such a dunce?' she thought as they left to the clearing where the two S-Class criminals where.

When they reached the clearing they could over hear the sound of two men talking. "Kisame why are you such an idiot? I mean really why I, the Great Itachi Uchiha, have to be stuck with an idiot like you?" asked the first voice. Sasuke's eyes grew then shrank to a glare. "It's not like it's MY fault. Like I want to be stuck with a pompous, wonderful, jerkish-ass like you." retorted the second voice.

No one within the group spoke a word and just listened to the unusually loud voices that even Naruto envied.

They hid behind large trees as the two criminals talked. Kakashi made a sound like a wild bird and the genin looked over to him. He gave the signal and they all practically flew down.

Kisame was laying on the floor while Itachi stood up looking at them with a false surprised look on his face. "Well how surprised I am to see that you found us." he said as his surprised look turn into that of a snake capturing it's prey.

"Shit this was a trap." stated Kakashi with the obvious. "Kisame you can get up now." Itachi said with an emotionless face.

"Itachi I can't I'm injured remember." said Kisame while holding his right ankle. "Kisame it's over you can stop it was a pretend injury remember." Itachi said. "Itachi how can you say that?" cried Kisame.

Itachi rolled his eyes, grabbed the blue man, and pulled him up. "ITACHI YOU'RE A MIRACLE WORKER I CAN WALK AGAIN!!!" exclaimed Kisame as he hugged Itachi. "Get-off-me-now" Itachi said in a deadly voice. Kisame quickly got off the Uchiha and stepped away.

The team of four got ready to fight. At this the Uchiha laughed a hash laugh. "Oh please you think that you genin could defeat me?" he said then laughed again.

Kisame coughed to signify that he was there and Itachi pointed his thumb at him. "And I guess him." he said indifferently. Kisame smiled stupidly and looked like he had won an award or something.

Itachi rolled his eyes and looked back to the Konoha ninjas. "Well you'll find out just how wrong you were to underestimate us" he said as Kisame and he jumped into the air making hand signs.

Itachi blew out fire at the same time Kisame blew out ice hence there was an explosion. "Kisame you cough idiot you were cough suppose to do that cough after me cough" coughed Itachi

"Oh sorry" retorted a voice in smoke. "Just find the girl and let's go" said Itachi obviously annoyed. "Right-o Captain" said Kisame in a happy voice.

The smoke faded and they still hadn't found there target, the pink haired, 5'9'' girl. "Were is she?" asked Itachi in an undertone.

Just then he felt a tug on his cloak. He looked down to see a girl about the age of 4 with pink hair and large green eyes look up at him. His eyes widened twice there original size at the sight. That was the girl they were chasing.

'This can't be her, she's too young. Yeah the older one looked A LOT hotter. Oh great your back. Yep. Look I don't have time for you right now so GO AWAY. Fine, but you could have just asked. Whatever.' He thought until his thoughts were interrupted by a squeaky voice. "Sir where am I?" asked the 4 year old Sakura.

Itachi gulped and looked to his teammate. "Kisame we have a problem."