Author Notes: More drabble contest crap. O.o I'm not good at writing Nami.

Love Happens on Boring Days

Damn, why does everyday on this stupid boat have to be the same routine? Day after day, we do the same old chores, I watch as Sanji cooks food for us and Luffy stretches everywhere. Usopp shoots his little pea-shooter at birds and . . . Ugh! Don't get me started on anyone else! This ship is chock full of morons who wouldn't be able to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel!

Here I am, a beautiful woman, wasting away on a ship that's crawling with men, but who happen to either be ugly (Usopp) or just gay (Luffy). So, what's a girl to do? No treasure to steal and everything is done for the day. So really, what do they expect me to do? I can't just lay here out in the sun all day, though I do admit, I could use a bit of sun. Why can't they come out here and entertain me?

Tch, I've even resorted to writing this stupid monologue, as if it's going on inside my head. Pfft, as if. I would never just rant and rave in my own mind. Well, maybe sometimes, but not often!

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

Hey, Zoro's coming out. Ooo, no shirt. Nice. Hmm. . . well, perhaps this day could become something worthwhile after all. I can sit up here, getting a tan, while at the same time I can watch him practice swingin' his sword around.

Wow, piece of paper, you should really see this. He's amazing. Oo! He just did a back flip! Hang on, I have to clap for him.

Aww, he's so cute! He blushed when he heard me clapping. You know piece of paper, I should really flaunt some of my own treasure at him. I mean, it's not like he's going to reject me. He's stuck on a ship practically full with men, so why not go with me? And anyway- Oh wait, he's doing something else now.

Hmm, it was nothing worth writing about, but now Sanji's coming out. What the hell does he want? Can't he see that Zoro's busy? Hey, what are they doing? Piece of Paper, I'll have to put you on hold again; I need to get a better view of what's going on over there . . .

It's safe to say that I'm not the only one on this ship that likes men. Now added to that list are Sanji and Zoro, who were just making out. Egh, why did I have to go look at them? Now I'll have nightmares for sure.

Hey, I just noticed something! Luffy really doesn't look that bad standing on the hull of the ship. The sun's setting around him, and there's water splashing up to sparkle beside him. He's actually . . . kinda dreamy. Well, if I can't have Zoro, I guess I'll settle with Stretch-Boy. I'm gonna go put you away, Piece of Paper, but I promise that the next time I'm bored and wanna talk about boys with you, I'll getcha out again.

Wow, I just said goodbye to a piece of paper. Yeah, this ship is too boring. I hope we land again soon.