On one bright, summer day, heroic plumber Mario and his younger brother Luigi decided to take a simple walk. Outside of their adventures, who else would lurk in the shadows, doing their own justices?
Much has shadowed his progress in wealth and fame. He has long since lived in these shadows, cast by the two brothers of red and green. This is his story.
Wario's Paradise
Feeling particularly formal, Wario was garbed in his yellow mockery of a plumber's uniform. Not even attempting to avoid the garbage and dirty socks that shielded the carpet from sight, which had not been cleaned in several years. Trumping out of his front door, Wario smirked at the world around him, as if implying that he owned it all. Nearly tripping on all four steps leading down to the sidewalk, he read the newspaper to the best of his ability while he headed towards his workplace. Not noticing his disconnected suspender strap, again he stumbled trying to climb the stairs to the grand front doors of WarioWare, Inc. Although, as he stood in the air for a moment, Wario noticed that something was amiss. He looked to his left, right, and down, but only for a second. He then stared back at the ground, noticing that it was gone. He comically fell down the pit, and landed several hours later on what were Captain Syrup's boobs. Then he said to his mimd "hey this isn't not that bad"! then he desided to lick her boobs. Syrup then pourced syrup on wario and everyone because there was actually more than two people in the room there were shy guys. But never mind that wario then pulled out his fat dick and pulverized syurp's Pussy. The pussy was solid gold because wario likes gold. Captain said "Oh I love you so much your penis is so giant and hard yum" Wario then thrusted his penis further into her hole. But then Captian said " I have a secret" "what is it" wario said. Catain surup then whipped out her own cock and put it into warios mouth while he continued to fuck her asshole. Wario's hot boner caused the syrup to attract bees and they sting captain syurps boobs to have more tits which every shy guy sucked. Yoshi then took over for wario and licked syrup's vagina more than any man ever could. Wario had the lust then. And captian and wario and the shy guys cummed alL AT THE SAME TIME! The nwhen that happened the pit filled back up with all the dried crusty cum and wario took the elevator and went to work making kind of entertaining ds games.
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