Calamitas
The Uchiha is a clan destined for revenge... - Madara Uchiha
Obito had never really liked his clan all that much, because he barely knew most of the clan's members besides Fugaku, Mikoto, Shisui, and Itachi among a few other elderly clan members. But recently, his clan had really done it, they were plotting a coup'detat against the Hidden Leaf. They were by some means justified, and would use the genjutsu abilities of Shisui to control the Hokage from the inside.
The plan was solid, until they were all killed.
Obito couldn't believe it when he got back from a mission Fugaku had sent him on, the clan's district was far too quiet and the lights never went out this late at all, ever. Chakra's he would have sensed before, were gone.
Eventually after searching as many homes as he could, he had realized that the clan had been attacked, in a massacre. The village made a preemptive strike against the Uchiha Clan, in order to avoid a civil war that the Uchiha would have undoubtedly come close to winning very quickly.
There were only four survivors, Sasuke Uchiha, Nori Uchiha, Hana Uchiha, and Akage Uchiha. All young children, who the village chose to spare. Days later, a cover-up was set out which framed Itachi Uchiha as the murderer of his entire clan. Obito knew better, he was the only man in the clan capable of slaughtering the entire clan itself on his own.
A week had passed since the massacre and Obito decided to move in with Sasuke with the rest of the other children in the clan. He was forced to take up as head of the Uchiha, but seeing as though the clan was nearly extinct, he didn't have much work to do. His only threat was merchants and others trying to steal the remaining Uchiha wealth from him through schemes and plots.
He also had to deal with four children.
Obito didn't play favorites and he had a short description of the three children, ranging from the ages of eight to six. With Hana being the oldest.
Sasuke was a lot like his mother, having thick long hair with bangs in the front that framed his face and his hair stuck out in the back, even more so than Fugakus did. His hair had a strong blue tint, and his eyes were coal black. Sasuke was the most talented out of the four, but his talent wasn't as special as everyone thought.
Nori was seven, and had brown hair and brown eyes. He was the most quiet of the three, having entered the academy recently, he had become determined to kill Itachi. It was pitiful, the small fry's skills weren't all that great.
Akage was six, and the most helpful of the four besides Hana. He had fiery red hair, and hazel eyes, very uncommon features for an Uchiha. He was always asking if Obito needed help signing papers or any of the other trifling things a clan head had to do, his handwriting was exceptional for a six year old but he couldn't have a kid writing papers for him.
Hana was 10, and was in Sasuke's class due to him skipping ahead. She had long black hair with a blue-tint, olive skin, and black eyes. She was the most mature ten year old Obito ever knew besides Itachi when the latter was ten.
Obito really had to curse the village for this one, it was bad enough his parents died on a mission for this god-forsaken village. His grandmother died from a heart attack while being mugged by village Chuunin that were effectively locked up by the Police Force after an extremely violent beating by some Uchiha boy's that were now deceased. And now they slaughtered the majority of his kinsman.
The only two people in this village he could tolerate were Might Guy, and Kushina Uzumaki. Kushina was like an older sister to him and always took his side whenever there was an issue with his team.
The Green Beast of Konoha earned his respect because of his fortitude, loyalty, and good nature at heart. He had to give it to Guy.
Obito wasn't the emotional kid he used to be. After getting his eye back from Kakashi and being cheated on by Rin with the former, Obito had become much more calm, cold, and calculating which ended up almost breaking the former Team 7.
His sensei had neglected Kushina and cheated on her with Tsunade, the thought if it gave him a chuckle. The blonde busty Senju managed to seduce the Fourth Hokage. Obito couldn't stand Tsunade etiher, not just because of the Senju blood coursing through her veins but also because of her honestly pathetic genjutsu meant to hide her disgustingly old body. On top of it all, she broke Kushina's heart along with Minato, so he wasn't all that celebratory of the two.
His Sharingan could see through the illusion like glass. The village wasn't to be trusted, and he was now forced to take a more nepotistic view of the world now that his people are almost gone.
Sasuke on the other hand was broken and livid at the fact that his brother slaughtered the clan, he trained day in and day out in order to become strong enough for revenge, and since his cousin Obito didn't care about how much time he took to train, he trained all he wanted to. His responsibilities were to keep his room clean, and watch out for Akage and Nori at the academy.
Akage was the one who would usually do most of the child-like chores, he would clean up the play shuriken and kunai that he used in the living room, while Nori was tasked with putting all the books back in place that he was constantly reading all the time.
Hana usually had to look after all three of the boys when they were getting out of hand.
The three Uchiha boy's were all in the meeting room of Sasuke's house with Obito in Seiza position, which Akage had the most trouble doing since he was just an itty bitty six year old. Hana was outside reading.
"Alright kiddo's, what have you done at the academy today?" Obito asked, he took daily reports of their behavior at all times.
"Nothing worth mentioning." Sasuke mumbled.
"Uh..I did cool stuff I guess." Nori muttered.
"I threw the shuriken at school today.."Akage quietly said.
This was common for Obito, the three of them lost their parents and the majority of their clan. They also had panic attacks from time to time. The four remaining Uchiha children were anti-social and full of grief.
"Well, I was just telling you that some people are coming over for dinner tonight." He explained.
"Really? Who!?" Asked the redheaded Akage.
"Kakashi Hatake, Kushina Uzumaki, Rin Nohara, and two little kids just like you guys." Said Obito's very unique voice. He knew that the children didn't know any of the people who were coming over, so this little faux-dinner would go well.
"So you want us to do something?" Sasuke asked.
"Of course I do. Just don't run your mouth, show your usual manners, and just be yourselves." Obito said.
The three boys nodded.
"That's all." Obito said, standing up and motioning for them to leave.
Sasuke walked out of the house to the backyard training area with Akage following him, Nori was probably reading books as usual, there was no stopping him when it came to literature or history, despite his little mind not being able to comprehend most of it.
Or as Akage calls it "histrory".
"Say, big brother Sasuke, what are you doing now? It's really dark now." Akage said.
"I'm going to practice with my Shuriken-jutsu." Sasuke replied.
Akage had a massive obsession with shuriken, and always asked Sasuke for help.
"Can I try big brother?" Akage asked.
Akage had taken to calling Sasuke big-brother along with Nori, at least when Nori did speak, which was rare. Just like when Itachi was here, Sasuke always bugged him for help with his training, and his mother always offered to help him so he could never find it in him to deny Akage's requests for help with his shuriken-jutsu.
Sasuke placed his shuriken pouch on the back of Akage's pants, and Akage proceeded to take one out.
Instantly, he threw the shuriken.
Thunk.
"Aw, it's all crooked and stuff.." Akage mumbled.
Sasuke grabbed his hand and began showing him the motions of the proper way to throw a shuriken, despite Akage's liking for the weapon, his skills with it were quite abysmal.
After try after try, he got the first shuriken in it's rightful position.
"Good job Akage, now keep that motion up." Sasuke said.
Akage continued, knocking all shuriken in their exact proper spot.
"I did it." Akage said with disbelief.
"You just have to practice, keep doing that alright? All that matters is that they are in the right order, soon I'll teach you how to throw them all at once." Sasuke said.
"Really!?" Asked Akage.
Sasuke slightly smiled and nodded.
For the next three to four hours, the two boys continued to practice with their shuriken techniques before Hana came outside to tell them that dinner was ready.
"What did Uncle Obito cook today?" Akage asked.
"He made Ramen, and some pork cutlet too, so try not to eat too much okay Akage?" Hana asked.
"Hai." Replied the young redhead as the three children re-entered the house.
"Uncle Obito never let's us eat things as unhealthy as ramen anyways, so why would he cook it at a time like this?" Sasuke mumbled.
"Well Sasuke, we have guests. Whatever it is they like, we have to cook as their hosts." Replied Hana.
Sasuke looked up from the floor to see four people sitting at the very large table.
One woman had long brown hair with purple marks on her cheeks, her eyes were a brown color with hints of green. She was sitting next to a child that looked a lot like her but had silver hair and her mother's eyes.
The man next to her had the same silver hair as the child, it was gravity defying. The man wore a mask to cover his face and was dressed in the typical Jounin attire for most shinobi. He was reading a green book that had some very graphic images on it, the sort that he saw his mother reading when his father was away, to which she warned him to never ask his father about.
There was also another woman, with long silky red hair and almost purple-like eyes. She was looking at the food, and her eyes look glazed over due to what Sasuke guessed was an inherent taste for whatever it was that his uncle decided to whip up in the kitchen. Sitting next to her was a blonde child with blue eyes and whisker marks, he also seemed very hungry for whatever it is Obito made.
Obito wasn't happy with this arrangement at all, but Itachi told him that it was important for the Uchiha to rebuild their reputation. Inviting one of the most famous shinobi over for dinner was apparently the best way to do it, in the opinion of the raven haired thirteen year old. Sometimes Obito wondered how much of a kiss-up Itachi could be for the village.
He had to stop himself from snickering at how uncomfortable Rin looked, but he couldn't blame her. He'd never used his Sharingan around her often, so when he found out that she was cheating on him with Kakashi, the look he had was that of pure rage combined with the Sharingan and his scars which scared the life out of the young brunette.
His relationship with Kakashi was nonexistent, the only classmate of his that he ever spoke to anymore was Might Guy due to his useful training regiments.
Oh yes, now that he thought it over this dinner was definitely going to be interesting.
"Hana, Sasuke, Akage, Nori. You all seem to have made it in time, please sit." Obito said.
The four Uchiha's took their seats next to one another, not breaking apart from each other among strangers.
Obito began serving the food and giving everyone plates, and had to give it up to Mikoto for having such useful plates and bowls, and a kick-ass cookbook. If he had known about her cooking before, he would have come over when she was alone more often. Which sounded pretty sexual.
Taking his mind out of the gutter he took his own seat in the seiza position.
Everyone took up their chopsticks.
"Itadakimasu." Everyone said and began eating.
Minutes of eating went and came, and in those minutes, the sound of a certain blondes slurping had caught the annoyance of the three oldest Uchiha in the room. Even Obito knew proper etiquette as an Uchiha despite being an orphan, and every member of the Uchiha Clan was supposed to have proper etiquette. Naruto, being the son of the Fourth Hokage and son of an Uzumaki should have knowledge of such things.
Conversation was scarce so Nori began spicing things up, in the way that he usually did.
"Ma'am, what is your name?" He asked, in the direction of Rin who was already nervous as it is.
"Uh..my name is Nohara Rin, what's yours Uchiha-san?" She replied with an eye-smile that was full of squinting and nervousness.
"Nori. What is your job?" He asked, as blunt as usual.
"I work as a medic-nin for my team on the field." She replied.
"Like Tsunade of the Sannin?" Nori asked, surprising most people at the table with his knowledge of the Sannin.
Rin nodded.
"Ne, Hana, who's Tsunade of the Sanen?" Akage asked, making Kushina slightly giggle at his cuteness. He was a fellow redhead as well, so she found herself clicking with him.
"It's 'Sannin' Akage, she's a really strong kunoichi that fought in the Second and Third Great Ninja Wars." She replied.
Naturally the information went into one ear and flew out of the other.
"Ooh-!" Said Naruto who's mouth was full with a mix of ramen and fried pork.
"I know Tsunade Obaachan, one time she punched someone through a wall! And then there was this other time where she threw a card at someones arm like it was a shuriken!" Naruto said, slightly spewing food from his mouth.
Sasuke's attention shifted to the redheaded lady next to the blonde who looked utterly embarrassed. He himself was getting annoyed as he felt the sound of a fly near his ear and tried swatting at it.
"Ah-hah you missed!" Exclaimed Naruto, causing Sasuke to frown.
With an even deeper scowl, Sasuke activated his Sharingan and found the fly in an instant, completely decimating the poor insect without a shred of remorse.
He then sat back down with a more fixed and calm face.
"Now now 'Sasuke-chan', you can't use things like that at the table." Said Obito in a sarcastically parent-like way.
Sasuke just gave a 'tch' and excused himself to go wash his hands.
Rin was stuck in a trance, staring at Obito before feeling her little one tap her leg.
"Mama.." The little silver-haired girl said.
"Hm?" Rin replied.
"What happened to his eyes?" She asked.
Rin didn't really know how to explain it, as a child Obito was a loud-mouth and explained all sorts of things about the Sharingan before he had even awakened his own pair. It was silly, seeing as though his plan was to take down Kakashi as a surprise when he got his Sharingan nonetheless. Sasuke most likely gained his own pair from the tragedy of the massacre, something she couldn't explain to her daughter yet.
"That's our Kekkei Genkai." Replied Nori.
The little girl tried her best to repeat "Kekkei Genkai" but failed, causing a few chuckles to come out at the table and an "aww" from a particular Uchiha girl.
"Whats that, Nori-san?" She asked.
"It's an ability only Uchiha's can use, but Sasuke never used until now." He explained, causing people at the table to be a little dumbfounded that Sasuke only used such an important ability to swat a fly.
"Why can't I use that cool thing, it sounded amazing when he activated it. Like 'zweeewm', but in a dark and deep way!" Naruto exclaimed, causing a few giggles from his mother.
"Don't worry Naruto-chan, you have special Kekkei Genkai too." She said with a smile.
"Do I have one!?" Exclaimed Akage, completely forgetting Nori's statement. Which caused the Rin, Kushina, and Hana to laugh.
"Yes, you do Akage." Obito interjected, causing the entire table to go silent at his very unique voice.
'Shit. I should just stop talking around people besides the four kids because this is just ridiculous. Nice job Itachi, suggesting that I do this bull-shit just to rebuild a reputation I'm just going to destroy in the future.' Obito thought.
Somewhere, Itachi began thinking about his older cousin Obito's spankings.
Sasuke emerged from the bathroom which darted all the attention toward him, making him scowl.
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"You're Itachi-niisans brother right?" Naruto asked, which almost made Obito and Kakashi face-palm at once.
Saying Sasuke's Sharingan came to life was an understatement, the way it blazed was as though it were sentient. The frown the eight-year old had on was that of pure rage and isolation.
"Don't talk about Itachi!" Sasuke yelled.
Sasuke began breathing hard and felt a panic-attack coming on, which Kushina noticed and ran to him trying to bring him outside before he did anything rash.
Sasuke's yell of anger when leaving the room with Kushina was a little chilling, causing Rin's prior nervousness to reappear.
Outside the House
To say that Sasuke was breathing hard was an understatement, and Kushina's efforts went into full effect.
"Sasuke, breathe in and out." She said.
Itachi I'm going to destroy you!
"In."
Mother!
"Out."
Father!
"In."
Augh!
"Out."
I killed them, to test my..ability.
Sasuke began coughing, trying to regain his breath, and as a natural impulse began clutching to Kushina.
'I'm so sorry Sasuke..' She thought, dreading the thought of Naruto going through something like this.
She wrapped her arms around him which quickly ended the attack. A few minutes of silence passed as Sasuke began clutching Kushina harder and snuggled into her warmth.
'All that fire in you, but you're still to little Sasuke.' She thought with pride and pity for her friend's son.
To be able to use the Sharingan at such a young age seemed to be a talent Sasuke garnered from his father, as far as she knew, her friend Mikoto never awakened her own Sharingan but was incredibly strong in her own right.
Seeing the tragedy that befell the Uchiha must have warranted those ocular powers.
She felt Sasuke calm down and decided to softly raise his head, and she kissed his forehead which caused his pale face to become as red as her hair.
"Sorry that Naruto made you so mad, he doesn't know about what happened. You guy's are all so little so we adults try not to tell you everything yet, and he had a friendship with him before he did what he did and left the village so he doesn't understand why he isn't here." She explained.
She felt Sasuke nod, and held his hand, making him blush even further at the warmth of her hand.
"Come on Sasuke, let's go inside okay?" She said, receiving a nod in return.
The Uzumaki and Uchiha entered the house again to find everyone besides Kakashi talking, which allowed Sasuke's return to be one of ease and no trouble. Sasuke continued eating in silence while everyone else spoke, garnering Kushina's attention that Sasuke didn't fail to see.
He decided not to look up at those violet eyes that seemed to entrance him.
From that moment, his tragedy ridden heart fell for Kushina Uzumaki.
No, Kushina won't date a child Sasuke.