A/N: Here starts my collection of Veggie Tales silly song parodies. Some aren't parodies so much as amusing, but... If all goes according to plan, there shall be one for every silly song that exists. Maybe later I'll go back and flesh these out a little, but for now, just the songs. The first is to the tune of "The Water Buffalo Song."
Jack: Everybody's got a Jaffa on their team,
They are big and kelno'reem,
Just one look makes bad guys scream,
Oh, everybody's got a Jaffa on their teaaaaaaam!
I took my Jaffa through the gate,
Met his kid and his dear mate,
Killed a Goa'uld for fishing bait,
Oh, everybody's got a...
Daniel: Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a Jaffa on their team when everyone does not have a Jaffa on their team! We're going to get nasty complaints saying, "Where's my Jaffa? Why don't I have a Jaffa on my team?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! So stop being so silly!
Walter: Thank you for listening. Join us next time when Colonel O'Neill sings:
Jack: Everybody's got a baby Goa'uld,
Yours is pink but mine is blue,
Teal'c's was small but...
Daniel: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *flying tackles Jack*