"There's a school of Salmonoids at the shoreline. DO YOUR JOBS!"

It was a normal shift at the Ruins of Ark Polaris. Three Inklings landed, ready to work their final shift for this rotation.

One of the workers, a girl named Gracie, had short-cut hair, and blue eyes. She's best friends with another worker, Lance. His hair was braided in the back, and black eyes.

The shift went well, except for the duo being placed with the worst teamate ever.

His name was Bryce.

So, you know that one guy in Salmon Run, who camps out to prevent any risk of taking damage,

Takes golden eggs that you earned,

And repeatedly calls for help whenever he gets splatted?

Bryce was worse.

At wave 3, Bryce got splatted, and the two other workers just decided to ignore him. "HELLO?!" he yelled from his LifeSaver, "I'M RIGHT HERE, COME REEEEVVVIIIIVVVVEEEE MMMMMMEEEEEEE!"

His squid ghost slumped back into his LifeSaver. "They're gonna pay." He said to himself.

As the shift ended, Mr Grizz's voice appeared on a loudspeaker from the work ship. "Good job, crew, now git back on the ship!"

Gracie revived Bryce, and they all lined up to superjump. But instead, Bryce kicked Lance into the muck-filled water.

Gracie screamed. "LANCE!" As she waited for him to respawn in his LifeSaver, Bryce superjumped onto the boat. As Lance respawned, and got revived,the two watched in horror as the boat pulled away from the dock.