"You're so fat!" Randy and John Cena shouted from outside.
"Shut up! I'm not fat you hypocrites!" Chris said stomping back inside and slamming the door.
"Careful Jericho! That door is new." I shouted from the living room.
"Hey V! Look at what I found!" Sheamus said running into the room with something cradled in his arms.
"Aww! It's so cute!" I said as Sheamus let it down revealing a Scottish terrier.
"Isn't he!" he asked petting the dog's head. "I found him outside while I was trying to catch some butterflies."
"He doesn't have a collar." I said noticing his bare neck.
"Could we keep him? Please? Please?" Sheamus pleaded.
"I don't know.." I answered unsure.
"I'll take it as a yes!" he said picking up the little dog and onto his lap.
"You're the one that's going to take him. Not me." I said clearly.
"Fine with me." he said as he almost dropped him.
I rolled my eyes. "Well, Whatcha going to name him?" I asked drinking from my water bottle.
"Chavo." he said simply.
I spat out my water and onto the wall barely missing Sheamus's head.
"Ok seriously, what are you going to name him?" I asked seriously wiping away the liquid from my mouth.
"Chavo." he said again with a look of seriousness across his face.
"Why Chavo?" I asked confused.
"Well, they look alike and it would sound funny if I kept shouting 'Whoops! Looks like Chavo peed the bed again!' You know what I mean right?" he asked in his epic accent.
"You're right." I said visualizing what Sheamus said to me. "Have fun with your little doggy."
"I sure will!" Sheamus said running down the hall with his new best friend.
"Shane! Shane! Shane! Shane!" Sheamus exclaimed bursting into Shane McMahon's bedroom where he was playing with Barbie Dolls.
"What? I'm pl- aww! He's soo cute!" Shane said eyeing the little dog in Sheamus's grasp.
"Yep." Sheamus said setting down the dog once again to wander around the room.
"What'd you name hi- OH MY GOSH! My Barbie!" Shane said in horror as one of his decapitated Barbie dolls lay helpless near the small puppy.
"Uhh… sorry Shane. Gotta go!" Sheanmus said quickly picking up Chavo (the dog of course) and running away before Shane yelled at him.
"Hey Chavo." Sheamus said trying not to look scared at what previously happened.
"Hey Shea- is that a dog?" Chavo asked looking at the little 4-legged animal.
"Yeppers." Sheamus said giving Chavo the dog to Chavo.
"What'd you name it?" Chavo asked.
Sheamus laughed hard and before he started to roll on the floor laughing, he managed to let out the name "Chavo" to escape from his lips. Then, he fell down laughing hard with tears in his eyes.
"Why my name?" Chavo said staring that the Celtic Warrior who was still laughing his ass off on the ground. Finally, Sheamus got a hold of himself, got up and brushed off the dust off his shirt and began to speak.
"You're right Chavo. I shouldn't make him suffer with a ridiculous name like that." Sheamus said.
Chavo kicked him and answered Sheamus who was jumping on one foot yelling 'OWW! OWW!' continuously.
"You're so mean!" Chavo said picking up Chavo (I know confusing with all these Chavo talk) and sitting down with him on his lap.
Suddenly, between the continuous 'OWW!'s and the laughing at the injured person, the roof came crashing down into the room. Randy and Cena were piled onto each other moaning about the state of pain they were in.
"Well well well." Chris said magically appearing leaning on the door frame. "Looks like you two are the fat assclowns after all."