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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT. I DONT EVEN OWN ANY SWEDISH FISH! *SOBS*
Swedish fish
Edward POV
"Hey Edward! I have something for you!" Bella yelled as she sprinted into the house. I really don't know why she was yelling, what with my supernatural hearing and all that. Bella ran straight into me and then stepped back, dazed but still bursting with excitement. She held out a clear plastic bag covered with colorful designs. But when I reached inside I found red, fish shaped candies. Swedish fish? "Umm… Bella? I'm a vampire. I can't eat Swedish fish." "Oh." The look on her face was priceless. I heard Emmett laughing hysterically in the other room. Ooooh, he is so going to get it later! "It is the thought that counts, love." I reassured Bella. Emmett laughed even harder. "You're just saying that to be nice." She grumbled while snuggling up against me. "Maybe." Bella laughed. I noticed that her mouth was full of red, gooey candy. It smelled horrible! I just prayed that she wouldn't get a sugar rush. I guess she didn't, because within a half hour Bella was snoring.
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I crept quietly downstairs, hoping with all of my still heart that the other members of my family were too busy doing "things" to hear me. I reached the coffee table and picked up the torn bag. Suddenly, I got a sudden urge to eat one of the candies. (It was very sudden.) Slowly, I popped a Swedish fish in my mouth and forced myself to swallow it. I immediately started choking and retching. Well, that was just a huge waste of my time. Why do humans even like this stuff? I could hear the rest of my family running down the stairs. Edward, what are you doing?" called Esme. I took a deep, unnecessary breath and prepared myself for what was sure to be a very long night.
-LE END-
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