Jake and Ebil:We do not own BeyBlades!
Jake aka Nararator
Ebil aka Ebil
And everyone as themselves
Random Randomness
Chapter 1-NYAHH!
Jake and Ebil were walking down the street when they noticed these camera phones. They bough one for each of there friends:Kai-if you really consider him a friends cause I dun think he likes us,Ray-cause he just hot,Tyson-no comment,Max-adorable,Kenny-just cause we can,Bryan-shrug-,Tala-to hot,and Hilary-didn't want to but did.Oh what a mistake that will be. I know I'll regret it later --.
After giving them to all of there friends they…FELL ASLEEP!
-next day-
After a couple of practice BeyBattles,of which Ebil and Jake took many pictures,they were all cooling off.Kai in the living room,Tyson-Kenny-Hilary-Tala-and Bryan,why are they there?I doubt they like em anyways.
(In the kitchen)
Jake stood on the counter trying to reach the top top shelf were she knew that all the sane people in the house put the cookie jar. Ebil sat on the counter,using Jake's laptop.While Ebil was typing she heard something.
"Oh my Gosh Jake,are you singing?Geez.Weirdo."Ebil said,llistening to what Jake was singing.
"Woo hoo,woohoohoo,woo hoo,woohoohoo,woo hoo,woohoohoo,woo hoo,woo hoo,woo hoo,woohoohoo."Jake sang. A second later Kai stood in the kitchen.
"What was that noise?"kai asked. Ebil pointed to Jake. Jake balanced the cookie jar on her left hand and put her right one on Ebil's shoulder.Then she jumped off the counter. The cookie jar landed on the table as Kai caught Jake from a near certain death. AKA trash can. (That woulda been a funny picture)
"Um,Jake I though you would strangle me."said Ebil,smiling nervously. Jake wrapped her hands around Ebil's throat.
"Why would I do that?"she asked. Kai sweatdropped seeing this.
"Cause I broke your laptop."said Ebil,smiling.
"YOU WHAT?"Jake screamed and started to choke Ebil. Instantly Kenny,Ray,Tyson,Max,Hilary,Tala,Bryan came running in. They stood in a circle around the two grirls.
"FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!etc."came the chants.
"What happened?"Kenny asked.
"SHE BROKE MY LAPTOP!"Jake screamed and everyone covered their ears.
"Owh.I can fix that."said Kenny. Jake dropped ebil to the ground and glomped Kenny.
"THANKIES!"she yelled and handed Kenny her broken laptop.
(1 hour and 2 minutes and 2 second later)
"Done."he said,handing Jake her laptop. Everyone was gathered around Jake to see. She turned it forgetting her background.
Everyones eyes widened.
"WHAT THE?"Tala said semi-calmly.
"Were'd you get that!"Ray asked.
"THAT'S A PICTURE OF RAY'S BUTT!"Max yelled.
"No. It's a picture of Mystel AND ray's butt."she said,smiling.
"WHY praytell is Ray's butt your background and HOW did you get it?"Kai asked.
"1.Cause. 2.I didn't lay on the ground pretending I wasn't there." She said,grinning.
"Insane psycho path."muttered kai.
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