It was Splash Festival and the boys from both Iwatobi and Samezuka were both ready to face each other off in a race that some of the members were initially hesitant to participate in. Yamazaki Sousuke, a 17-year-old male who looked like he was about 23, was standing in the middle of the area wearing his black and teal legskins and was looking around. He looked at the members of Iwatobi and saw that one of them...was hot! It was Tachibana Makoto and he remembered seeing him about five years ago when Sousuke was acting like a butthole towards Haru because that nigga wouldn't swim properly. But damn, was puberty a good friend to Makoto. Sousuke wasn't even going to lie, but even Nanase had a cute dolphin booty, but the way the fabric hugged Makoto's ass...delicious!

All the sudden, Nitori appeared, wearing his swimsuit that had the colors of the pansexual flag. It was honestly kinda weird that he wore such short shorts in that color, but it wasn't any of Sousuke's business. Then there was Mikoshiba Momotarou, a boy who seriously needed some fucking Ritalin and Concerta and possibly even some Fluoxetine because this nigga was so fucking wild. He was a nice guy but this nigga seriously needed to calm the fuck down.

"So, what's at stake for this race?" said Rin as he looked at Haru. "If I win, you gotta clean my legskins while wearing nothing."

"And if you win, you have to buy me mackerel for a week," said Haru.

"That's all?" asked Rin with a smirk to his friend.

"While wearing nothing but my mother's fancy earrings," added Haru with a smirk.

"You're on!" said Rin as he was gonna swim butterfly this relay. He almost always was a butterfly swimmer, but since he and Haru starting competing again, Rin tried to beat Haru in freestyle at every opportunity, but this time, it was different. For some reason why, Sousuke offered to swim free and let Rin swim butterfly, which was a bit odd for Rin, but he agreed.

Some nigga started talking and it was annoying the shit out of then and then Makoto and Momo got into the water. Man, did Momo look so fucking retarded in his piss-yellow speedo! Someone blew a whistle that sounded like something you would get in a Happy Meal that the government provided your kids because you didn't earn enough money and the redhead and brunet began swimming.

"LOOK AT HOW TINY HIS PENIS IS!" shouted a teenage girl as she pointed to Momo and laughed. Sousuke stifled a laugh and watched as the two began swimming. Soon it would be Nagisa and Nitori's turn to swim. Nagisa got in fist and Nitori followed suite. It was going to be Sousuke's turn and Sousuke looked at Haru through his swim goggles. Sousuke had some really nice goggles that he got for about $40 dollars and he loved them so much because they felt so luxurious around his sexy eyes.

"Yamazaki..." said Haru in a low voice.

"Nanase..." said Sousuke in an equally low voice.

"You've grown up," they said in unison. Sousuke turned away from the other and said,

"You better swim better than the you did in middle school, bitch."

"Things are a lot different now, nigga," promised Haru.

Soon, Rin and Rei took off and Haru stared down Sousuke. Sousuke said,

"Look, don't embarrass yourself, okay? Because that's what you did five years ago and that was pathetic."

Haru scoffed. "Whatever."

In about twenty seconds, Sousuke bent over the starting block, his big booty up in the air and Haru had his tight little butt facing the sky. When Rin touched the edge of the pool, Sousuke immediately jumped off and Haru did the same once Rei touched the edge. Sousuke's sexy body touched the water and he began to swim with all his might, but it appeared that Haru was getting the slight edge in the race and this was annoying Sousuke. No way was he gonna let that little shit Nanase beat him. He was getting super mad and swam even harder and eventually the race was over and someone announced that Haru was the winner.

"Shit..." muttered Sousuke as he lost. He hated losing but he had to admit this with calmness.

"Looks like I won," said Haru as he turned to the other.

All the sudden, a huge jet of bubbles escaped Sousuke's ass. The bubbles were forming right by Sousuke's asshole and it looked like water was being boiled because it was so hard and fast. Everyone around was watching this. The bubbles were coming out rather fast and this all lasted for about seven seconds and Nagisa and Momo started to laugh as they saw this. Now Sousuke had the major farts while in the swimming pool and Haru immediately got out of the pool in disgust as Sousuke was ruining the beautiful water. The irony of this all, since Sousuke told the other not to embarrass himself. Sousuke turned around and looked behind him and his face was bright red as he looked at what was going on. He had never farted in the pool before and he had never blushed so hard in his life. His face was getting red and he finally stopped.

"EWWW!" screamed someone as they immediately left the room. It started to smell a bit bad near the edge of the pool, even beating the smell of the strong chlorine. Sousuke hated this and rain out of the room immediately as fast as he could.

Makoto frowned at this and decided to check on the other. Nagisa, Momo, and even Rin were laughing, but Rin felt horrible for his friend. Haruka was made because someone damaged the beautiful pool-chan.