Cell phones ring ….are you listening
In the 'burg' folks are whispering
Steph's done it again
And seeing two men
She's burning up the grapevine in the Burg
Cars explode…psycho stalkers
Merry Men….Skips with walkers
She hangs with ex ho's
And folks in the know
Are burning up the grapevine in the Burg
In the office she can do some searches
Then go out and run a skip to ground
Cops are making bets on her next caper
And rumors of her antics go around
Did you hear …. that Morelli
fought with Steph … in the deli??
He wants to get married
but Steph won't be harried
They're burning up the grapevine in the Burg
Have you heard….about Ranger???
He wants Steph ….out of danger.
But he can't stay away…
he's under Steph's sway
It's burning up the grapevine in the Burg.
She gets the evil eye from Grandma Bella
And Grandma Mazur what a hoot she is
Helen just wants Steph to find a fella
And spend a life in Burglike married bliss
Lester, Tank … Hal & Bobby
All have found …..a new hobby.
Watching Steph's back…
No safety she'll lack
As she's burning up the grapevine in the Burg