Hey..Welcome to the first chapter, for the sake of consistency, I've updated it and reposted it with the new action indicators! Enjoy!
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Setting: Aeris and Cloud at a bar, having a friendly drink with Sephiroth
[Cloud, Aeris and Sephiroth are sitting on barstools at the counter]
Aeris: [picks up her beer and guzzles it]
Cloud: Whoa...Slow down
Aeris: What's the point of slowing down? [picks up another and guzzles it down]
Sephiroth: Whoa...At this rate she'll die of liver problems from Alcohol before I can stab her
Cloud: Wha...?
Sephiroth: Nevermind..just talking to myself
Cloud: [raises a brow at Sephiroth, then looks down at Seph's sword]
Sephiroth: [notices] You like my sword eh? It's better then that puny buster crap...
Cloud: Leave my sword alone! [draws his sword]
Sephiroth: [unsheathes his Masamune] Wanna go little man?
Cloud: [stances] Bring it on
Citan: [walks in with his sword drawn] We all know my sword is the best
Cloud and Sephiroth: [eyes dart to Citan] Grrrr,,,
Sephiroth: Just what my killing doctor ordered..more Victims...
Aeris: [intoxicated] Wheee! Save the world! Pray Pray! Whee! Holy!
Link: [appears holding the master sword] Mine's the best!
Cloud, Sephiroth and Citan: [eyes dart to Link] ...GRR
Crono: [falls through the roof and lands face flat on the floor]
Everybody: [cringes]
Crono: [stands up and unsheathes the Rainbow] My sword is the best!
Cloud, Sephiroth, Citan and Link: [eyes dart to Crono] GRRRR....
Luke Skywalker: [walks in with his lightsaber] We all know mine is the best!
Cloud: My sword will becomes the busted sword if I try to beat that
Sephiroth: My sword is gonna be called the minimune after it's sliced in half by that thing
Link: My sword isn't feeling very masterful anymore....
Crono: My sword is only going to have a 7% critical hit rate when there's only 10% left of the blade connected to the handle
Citan: We all knew that somebody that is the best would come
Luke Skywalker: [ignites his lightsaber, it's green blade shining bright, making that cool noise]
Aeris: [still drunk] Ohhh...Perdy Light
Luke: [holds his lightsaber high] Hail me! [all the sudden Luke's lightsaber DE-ignites]
Luke: [panics, clicking the ignite button desperately] My batteries are dead! But the commercials said they kept going and going!
Aeris: [runs around in circles] Keeps Going! and Going! and Going! and Going!...
Cloud, Sephiroth, Citan, Link and Crono: [evil grin, and begin closing in on Luke]
Luke: Yipes! [runs out of the bar]
Cloud, Sephiroth, Citan, Link, and Crono: [chases Luke]
Luke: [stops running] Wait a second! I have that certain power! [stops and turns to his pursuing enemies]
Everybody: [skids to a stop]
Crono: And what would that be?
Luke: The force!
Cloud: The force...it's everywhere at all times
Sephiroth: it knows all
Citan: It sees all
Link: It's eternal
Crono: they have something like that on Earth, It's called the Internal Revenue Service
[a black van pulls up and a bunch of people in black suits and ties run up]
IRS agent 1: All right the gig is up...
Sephiroth: I admit it! I'm the one who keeps taking Tax Refunds every year claiming I have 23 children! [breaks down] It wasn't me! It was Jenova I tell you!
IRS agent 1: Uh...We were here to take Mr. Force away [looks at Sephiroth crying]
Sephiroth: [jumps up] Forget I said that
IRS agent 2 + 3: [cuffs Luke and throw him into the back of the van]
IRS agent 1: Let's go [locks the back doors of the van and all 3 of the IRS agents jump in the front and speed off]
Citan: Now where were we?
Link: I believe we were all at each others faces about to battle over who's sword was better at the bar
Crono: OK let's continue from there!
Everybody: [runs back to the bar and jumps into the exact same spot they were before Luke came in]
Cloud: [glares at Sephiroth]
Sephiroth [glares at Cloud and then turns to Citan]
Citan: [glares at Sephiroth and then turns to Link]
Link: [glares at Citan and then turns to Crono]
Crono: [glares at Link and then to Cloud]
Cloud: [looks around for Aeris, sees her take a quick sip of beer and then plays marbles with her white materia] .....
Aeris: I'm gonna win this time! Whee! [drunkenly shoots the white materia at the marbles and misses completely as it rolls behind the bar to the tender's side]
Cloud: [turns back to the rest of the sword gang] It's time...to find out who's the best
Tune in next time to find out who will emerge victorious in the battle for the best sword!
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Setting: Aeris and Cloud at a bar, having a friendly drink with Sephiroth
[Cloud, Aeris and Sephiroth are sitting on barstools at the counter]
Aeris: [picks up her beer and guzzles it]
Cloud: Whoa...Slow down
Aeris: What's the point of slowing down? [picks up another and guzzles it down]
Sephiroth: Whoa...At this rate she'll die of liver problems from Alcohol before I can stab her
Cloud: Wha...?
Sephiroth: Nevermind..just talking to myself
Cloud: [raises a brow at Sephiroth, then looks down at Seph's sword]
Sephiroth: [notices] You like my sword eh? It's better then that puny buster crap...
Cloud: Leave my sword alone! [draws his sword]
Sephiroth: [unsheathes his Masamune] Wanna go little man?
Cloud: [stances] Bring it on
Citan: [walks in with his sword drawn] We all know my sword is the best
Cloud and Sephiroth: [eyes dart to Citan] Grrrr,,,
Sephiroth: Just what my killing doctor ordered..more Victims...
Aeris: [intoxicated] Wheee! Save the world! Pray Pray! Whee! Holy!
Link: [appears holding the master sword] Mine's the best!
Cloud, Sephiroth and Citan: [eyes dart to Link] ...GRR
Crono: [falls through the roof and lands face flat on the floor]
Everybody: [cringes]
Crono: [stands up and unsheathes the Rainbow] My sword is the best!
Cloud, Sephiroth, Citan and Link: [eyes dart to Crono] GRRRR....
Luke Skywalker: [walks in with his lightsaber] We all know mine is the best!
Cloud: My sword will becomes the busted sword if I try to beat that
Sephiroth: My sword is gonna be called the minimune after it's sliced in half by that thing
Link: My sword isn't feeling very masterful anymore....
Crono: My sword is only going to have a 7% critical hit rate when there's only 10% left of the blade connected to the handle
Citan: We all knew that somebody that is the best would come
Luke Skywalker: [ignites his lightsaber, it's green blade shining bright, making that cool noise]
Aeris: [still drunk] Ohhh...Perdy Light
Luke: [holds his lightsaber high] Hail me! [all the sudden Luke's lightsaber DE-ignites]
Luke: [panics, clicking the ignite button desperately] My batteries are dead! But the commercials said they kept going and going!
Aeris: [runs around in circles] Keeps Going! and Going! and Going! and Going!...
Cloud, Sephiroth, Citan, Link and Crono: [evil grin, and begin closing in on Luke]
Luke: Yipes! [runs out of the bar]
Cloud, Sephiroth, Citan, Link, and Crono: [chases Luke]
Luke: [stops running] Wait a second! I have that certain power! [stops and turns to his pursuing enemies]
Everybody: [skids to a stop]
Crono: And what would that be?
Luke: The force!
Cloud: The force...it's everywhere at all times
Sephiroth: it knows all
Citan: It sees all
Link: It's eternal
Crono: they have something like that on Earth, It's called the Internal Revenue Service
[a black van pulls up and a bunch of people in black suits and ties run up]
IRS agent 1: All right the gig is up...
Sephiroth: I admit it! I'm the one who keeps taking Tax Refunds every year claiming I have 23 children! [breaks down] It wasn't me! It was Jenova I tell you!
IRS agent 1: Uh...We were here to take Mr. Force away [looks at Sephiroth crying]
Sephiroth: [jumps up] Forget I said that
IRS agent 2 + 3: [cuffs Luke and throw him into the back of the van]
IRS agent 1: Let's go [locks the back doors of the van and all 3 of the IRS agents jump in the front and speed off]
Citan: Now where were we?
Link: I believe we were all at each others faces about to battle over who's sword was better at the bar
Crono: OK let's continue from there!
Everybody: [runs back to the bar and jumps into the exact same spot they were before Luke came in]
Cloud: [glares at Sephiroth]
Sephiroth [glares at Cloud and then turns to Citan]
Citan: [glares at Sephiroth and then turns to Link]
Link: [glares at Citan and then turns to Crono]
Crono: [glares at Link and then to Cloud]
Cloud: [looks around for Aeris, sees her take a quick sip of beer and then plays marbles with her white materia] .....
Aeris: I'm gonna win this time! Whee! [drunkenly shoots the white materia at the marbles and misses completely as it rolls behind the bar to the tender's side]
Cloud: [turns back to the rest of the sword gang] It's time...to find out who's the best
Tune in next time to find out who will emerge victorious in the battle for the best sword!