This Fic Is Pathetic.
You've been warned.
Disclaimer…doesn't own…never will…really sad…could make better…
"Detention, Motomiya" Davis' teacher yelled. Chibimon popped up.
"Yo peeps!" It yelled drunkenly. "Wassup?!" Davis went insane in the brain. He kicked the teacher. Then he went to the computer lab and destroyed all the computers. Then Davis ran around the school singing, "I have baka teachers! They are all bakas!"
Chibimon was found running around Davis' school with a knife; threatening all the people he thought were the "baka teachers".
Thank you Davis. You're such a roll model. So Chibimon killed the gym teacher! Then he killed cafetiera food. Or tried to. Then he ate it. And threw up on Davis. The principal thought that Chibimon was a rat. So he put out rat poison. Then Chibimon ate the poison and turned into… (drumroll please)…SUPER DIGI-creature…(we'll call him SDc 4 now)
SDc went around shooting the teachers and crumbling walls and stuff with his laser vision. TK, Kari, Yolei, Cody, Ken, and Davis ran screaming from the crumbling, burning, messed up school. (aren't all schools messed up?) TK held Kari close to him to protect her. Izzy ran from the high school and protected Yolei. Yolei slapped Izzy and TK slapped Kari. Then Mimi flew over from America on a bowl of chocolate pudding. The pudding then turned into a werewolf and bit Mimi. And since it was the full moon, all the idiots were out driving around.
Sora had an attack of stupidity and ran in front of a car. The person in the car turned out to be none other MaloMyotismon.
Davis pointed to MaloMyotismon and screeched, "Hey look! It's a guy with a letter opener on his face!" Then Jun started to run up to Matt but he escaped from her clutches once again. Joe was watching his portable TV when the news report came on.
"It is reported that a giant rat attacked some teachers at an Odaiba school today. Then he ate rat poison and got bigger. Then a guy with a letter opener on his face appeared and scared all the third graders. We have here Andy from a school in America to tell us what he saw while he was visiting Japan today." [My brother appears on the screen] "I saw a blue mouse and it ate the school lunches and puked. Then this big scary guy came and scared everybody. Then I saw a bowl of chocolate pudding fly."
Joe smashed his TV.
"I WANT A BOTTLE!!!" he yelled. "WAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Sora smacked him with her tennis racket. Schools closed and everyone flew to America to visit Wallace. But they didn't fly on planes, oh no! They flew first class on…*drumroll*…CHOCOLATE PUDDING!
When Chocomon saw the bowl of pudding from his secret lab in the ocean, he radioed Terriermon who had connections with NASA and the fireworks factory. Terriermon shot a missile at the pudding that for some odd reason turned into Vegeta from DBZ. (A/N: This is for Kara!) Vegeta then dropped the DigiDestind and they landed on their heads.
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