A Mild Disagreement

Or why Rich isn't allowed to play the floor is lava anymore. Watch as Rich does something absurd and creates this mildly chaotic one-shot (kinda)

NOTE: I do not own the Be More Chill Characters, or the first four sentences. Sadly, I can't remember who does, own, the first four sentences, so, if you're reading this, and you're the one who originally did it, I'd like to thank you for making an idea pop into my head.

Rich: *appears randomly and shouts* THE FLOOR IS HATING JEREMY!

Micheal:*clings to the fucking ceiling*

Jeremy:*drops to the floor*

Everybody else:*JEREMY NO!

Christene: Jeremy, get up on a piece of furniture! Didn't you hear Rich!?

Jeremy: Yes, I heard Rich, and No I'm not moving.

Jenna: What!? Why!?

Jeremy: Because I hate myself.

Cloe: *not having any of that, drags Jeremy onto a couch and pins him down with Brooke's help.*

Jeremy: *Starts struggling wildly trying to get back on the floor*

Micheal: Rich, Quick, Change it!

Rich:*Stares at Micheal and wonders how he got on the ceiling, and why no one has noticed*

Jake: RICH! NOW!

Rich: oh right, uuuhhh, maybe, no, um, oh! THE FLOOR IS THINKING JEREMY'S DAD NEEDS TO WEAR PANTS MORE OFTEN!

Everyone else but Micheal and Jeremy:*stares incredulously at Rich*

Micheal:*lets go of the ceiling and falls on a conveniently placed bean bag*

Oof. *rolls over onto floor*

Jeremy:*manages to squirm away from Brooke and Chloe and flops

gracelessly onto the floor*

Everyone but Rich, Jeremy, and Micheal:* switches between looking incredulously at Rich for coming up with it in the first place, and staring confusedly at Micheal and Jeremy for being on the floor*

Brooke: uh, Jeremy, you do know the floor isn't hating you anymore right?

And Micheal, what are you doing on the floor?

Jeremy: yup

Micheal: you'll see

Mr. Heere:*walks in wearing a bathrobe but no pants* is everything okay in heere? I thought I heard yelling.

Everyone but Jeremy, Micheal, and (of course): *stares at Mr. Heere in shocked horror*

Jeremy: yes, Dad, we're fine. Everything's fine, just had a mild disagreement, but it's already been resolved.

Mr. Heere: ok, just making sure. Let me know if anything goes awry.

Micheal: will do, Mr. Heere.

Mr. Heere:*leaves the room*

Everyone but Micheal, and Jeremy:*still staring in shocked horror*

Micheal:*giggles* look jere, we broke em.

Jeremy:*snorts* more like my dad broke em.

*Suddenly Rich, Jake, Jenna, Christine, Chloe, and Brooke dive to the floor*

Micheal, and Jeremy:*bursts out laughing hysterically*