"HI! MY NAME IS.." (DIGITAL VERSION)
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me destroy Tokyo like Myotismon? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Are you as digiobsessed as I am?
I've gotta be-*BEEEP*- cool doing digital parody of Eminem.( I'll sue you, Digimaniac!)
I'm 19 years old, yet can't rap a bit,
And watch Digimon like a lil' kid.
There was a man who said "This cartoon's crap, you're too old for that."
I took a baseball bat and I busted up his head. (OWWWWW!!!!)
I smacked his face with the eraser, chased him with a stapler,
Then told my invisiable digimon to give him a Blue Blaster.(Change.. into Digital Champions to save the Digital World!)
And I didn't care if that guy was my friend and neighbour.
When the cops arrived I said " Wait a minute, guys, can't you see?
I'm innocent, here I got a Black Gear stuck in me!.. ( You're under arrest, punk!)
Wonna put me into a straight jacket, you think I'm mad
All because I wear googles on my head
And when I'm sad I dress in green and play harmonica like Matt
And I go around sayin' "Taichi must die and Matt should stick with Sora for a while!"? ( All Taichi's fans around the world condemn you to death penalty! You're a marked man, Digimaniac!)
Well I'll admitt I'm a lil' bit dizzy,
I hadn't have sleep for last two nights,been kinda busy
Been scanning the internet, trying to get in touch with Izzy.
And to figure out where Mimi buys her clothes...
Hey did you just say Joe is a gay? I'll break your nose!
I'll bite your ears and I'll poke your eyes!...
By the way, where's my - *BEEEEEP*-Digivice?"
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
99% of my life I was lied to,
I just realized my girlfriend loves Sora more than I do! (YURI!YURI!YURI!)
I scan the streets beating up the nerds who wear silly Pokemon T-shirts.( Let's just be friends!)
I'm ain't no believer in "gotta catch'em all".
And if I could meet Ash I'd stick that Pokeball into his-*BEEEEEP*-hole.
Running over pedastrians, raping lesbians ( You chauvinist pig!)
I don't give a -*BEEEEP*-, gotta find the 8th Digidestine!
STOP THE TAPE! THIS DIGIMANIAC NEEDS TO BE LOCKED AWAY!
NURSE JOYE, DON'T JUST STAY THERE,OPERATE!!!
I'm not ready to leave... -*BEEEP*- off I'm telling you!
Don't turn TV off, I'll wait for the start of season 02!
I told my mom I'd grow up to be a 9th Digidestine
And I did although she protested.
She says I'm mad and I'm getting worse,
I asked her and dad to rename my lil' brother TK and then divorce.
They put me here which made me depressed...
How you gonna be a Digidestine mom, you ain't got no crest!
Ok... I'm oughta here, it's time to take my pills.
I may be dressed in a straight jacket but I still can do cartwheels.
All right, here comes the doc, he thinks I'm getting really wild...
And by the way,if you see my dad remind him to tell me I am an adopted child!
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me destroy Tokyo like Myotismon? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Are you as digiobsessed as I am?
I've gotta be-*BEEEP*- cool doing digital parody of Eminem.( I'll sue you, Digimaniac!)
I'm 19 years old, yet can't rap a bit,
And watch Digimon like a lil' kid.
There was a man who said "This cartoon's crap, you're too old for that."
I took a baseball bat and I busted up his head. (OWWWWW!!!!)
I smacked his face with the eraser, chased him with a stapler,
Then told my invisiable digimon to give him a Blue Blaster.(Change.. into Digital Champions to save the Digital World!)
And I didn't care if that guy was my friend and neighbour.
When the cops arrived I said " Wait a minute, guys, can't you see?
I'm innocent, here I got a Black Gear stuck in me!.. ( You're under arrest, punk!)
Wonna put me into a straight jacket, you think I'm mad
All because I wear googles on my head
And when I'm sad I dress in green and play harmonica like Matt
And I go around sayin' "Taichi must die and Matt should stick with Sora for a while!"? ( All Taichi's fans around the world condemn you to death penalty! You're a marked man, Digimaniac!)
Well I'll admitt I'm a lil' bit dizzy,
I hadn't have sleep for last two nights,been kinda busy
Been scanning the internet, trying to get in touch with Izzy.
And to figure out where Mimi buys her clothes...
Hey did you just say Joe is a gay? I'll break your nose!
I'll bite your ears and I'll poke your eyes!...
By the way, where's my - *BEEEEEP*-Digivice?"
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
99% of my life I was lied to,
I just realized my girlfriend loves Sora more than I do! (YURI!YURI!YURI!)
I scan the streets beating up the nerds who wear silly Pokemon T-shirts.( Let's just be friends!)
I'm ain't no believer in "gotta catch'em all".
And if I could meet Ash I'd stick that Pokeball into his-*BEEEEEP*-hole.
Running over pedastrians, raping lesbians ( You chauvinist pig!)
I don't give a -*BEEEEP*-, gotta find the 8th Digidestine!
STOP THE TAPE! THIS DIGIMANIAC NEEDS TO BE LOCKED AWAY!
NURSE JOYE, DON'T JUST STAY THERE,OPERATE!!!
I'm not ready to leave... -*BEEEP*- off I'm telling you!
Don't turn TV off, I'll wait for the start of season 02!
I told my mom I'd grow up to be a 9th Digidestine
And I did although she protested.
She says I'm mad and I'm getting worse,
I asked her and dad to rename my lil' brother TK and then divorce.
They put me here which made me depressed...
How you gonna be a Digidestine mom, you ain't got no crest!
Ok... I'm oughta here, it's time to take my pills.
I may be dressed in a straight jacket but I still can do cartwheels.
All right, here comes the doc, he thinks I'm getting really wild...
And by the way,if you see my dad remind him to tell me I am an adopted child!
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Digimaniac