The Tales Of Greg
Greg: SHUT THE FUCK UP ROWLEY
Rowley: IDGAF
Greg: STOP SPAMMING BITCH
Rowley: SHUT UP
Greg's Mom: Stop Cussing
-Greg Throws Mom's Cocaine-
Greg: FUCK YOU, MOM
Rowley: Let Me Fucking Kill You IN Smash Bros, I'll Keep spamming Y And X
Gregory: Bish shut the fuck up
-Greg Snorts Bath Salts-
-Greg Shoots Console-
Rowley: THAT WAS $300 DOLLARS BITCH
-Greg Stabs Rodrick-
Rodrick: What The Fu-
-Greg Stabs Rodrick Again-
Rowley: Didn't Like Him Anyway
MOM: WE SPENT 30 MINUTES HAVING SEX TO MAKE HIM
DAD: I HATE HIS METAL BUT I LOVED HIM
-Greg Watches Porn-
Mom: What The Fu-
DAD: You Is In Biiiig Trouble
DAD: Rowley Get Out.
Rowley: Finally I'm Outta Here
Greg: I Like This Shiiit
Mom And Dad: Fuck You SON of A Gun
-Greg Takes Out Gun And Run To School-
Bryce: WHAT THE FUCK GRE-
-Greg Shoots Bryce While On Cocaine-
Holly: Please I'll Date You
Greg: I ain't shooting you bish
Greg: I Got Something Else Bitch
-Greg Pulls Skirt Up-
Holly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Greg Takes Out His Dick-
Greg: Oh yeah
-Puts It In Holly-
Holly: AAAAAA
-Rapes Holly-
Chirag: I Thought W-
-Shoots Chirag-
Greg: Shut The Fuck Up
Patty: KILLER GREG, KILLER GRE-
-Shoots Patty-
"Killer" Greg: I'm Now Killer Greg
Cop 1(Jeremy): We Are Looking For Ki-
-shoots Jeremy-
Cop 2 (Poopity): We Got Problems (Negon) Cop 4
Negon: Whats Going On
Poopity: Some Nigga Shot Jeremy
Negon: Whats His Name
Cop 3 (Milo): I Think Killer Greg
Negon: I Think He's High On Cocaine
Milo: Are You Sure Bruh
Poopity: Hell Yea He's High On Cocaine!
-"Killer" Greg Runs To Studio-
"Killer" Greg- SHUT THE FUCK UP JOSHIE
Joshie: Oh Fu-
-"Killer" Greg Shoots Joshie And Takes All His Money-
-Greg Steals plane-
"Killer" Greg: FUCK YOU COPS IM GOING TO CANADA, IM RICH AS FUCK AND YOU CAN'T GET ME BITCHES
Meanwhile At House
Mom: Greg's Going To Canada Again
Dad: He Made It There!
Mom: We Need To Fly The Plane
Dad: We Need To Take Rodrick To The Hospital
To Be Continued