NEW BLOOD...WOO WOO WOO

I do not own anything in this story, all characters are of WWE or Tna

Zack Ryder was drinking to forget at a local bar in Trenton NJ. He was upset that he lost the World Heavyweight Title and his girlfriend AJ Lee all in the same night.

"rough night I take it" the bartender asked Zack

"yeah, you can say that" He replied

" care to talk about it? My grandma always told me thats the best way to cope with problem"

Ryder looked up at the bartender "your grandma sounds like a very wise women"

"that she was my friend ,that she was" "so tell me about your problems son"

"well" Ryder began "tonight my girlfriend of 11 years kicked me to the curb for sum guy that looks like he's made of mayo, and to top it all off she cost me my belt."

"you a boxer"?

" no, I'm a wrestler" at those words the bar tender stopped cleaning his glass..

Ryder felt a tap on his shoulder "Excuse me" Zach turned around to find the current TNA Knockout champion Gail Kim sitting next him.

" are you Zach Ryder? " Gail asked with a smile on her face

" yes I am" Zach thought for a moment then it hit him

"GAIL KIM!" the two got up and embraced in a long hug

"OH MY GOD GIRL,HOW YOU BEEN?" asked Ryder

" no, you tell me how you been first" Gail replied

the two long lost friends talked for hours about their jobs, family,people life and Bugs Bunny for some odd reason

"CLOSEING TIME" the Bartender yelled "YOU DON'T NEED TO GO HOME, BUT YOU GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"

Zach and Gail walked out of the bar

"Gail, can you drive me to my hotel ,i don't think I can drive"

they got into Gail's rental car and a soon as Ryder sat down he fell asleep .closing the drivers side door Gail Kim had a mischievous smirk plastered all over her face. When Ryder came too he found himself naked and chained to a bet post in a strange red room. " Gail" he called out " Gail"

"i'm coming Ryder"

This got Zach worried, Gail had never called him Ryder before. Something was up, he had to get out of here.

"Here I am" Zach looked over and his eyes almost bugged out of his head. Gail was wearing a bright red bra, fish net stockings, and black lase panties.

"do you want me Zach " Gail asked seductively

Zach could only nod his head for he had not the right words to say. Gail climed on top of him.

"Get ready for a wiled ride"

the two wrestlers made love for 5 ½ hours. after they were both spent and lying in each others arms .the door flew open to show a hooded figure making it's way to the foot of the bed.

Zack was scared beyond words but Gail was calm and collected.

"It's about time you got here" Gail said as she got up from the bed and stood next to the hooded figure.

"Sorry traffic" said the hooded figure

"WHAT THE HELL IF GOING ON!" Ryder yelled

the figure removed the hood to show...Lita

"ok Gail time to feast"

they both showed their fangs and sank their teeth into Ryder.

After the two were done drinking Ryder dry,Gail turned to Lita

"hey Lita" lita turned to gail who had her fist up in the air"

"WOO WOO..."

"WOO..." the two girls quickly turned around to revil Ryder pointing a double barrel shot gun at both of them.

"boom" Ryder pulled the trigger and took both their heads off. "you know it"

Ryder walked up to the body that the women thought was him, he snapped his fingers and the body was bought back to the true identity...the bartender.

Ryder looked over at all the blood and gore and sighed then walked out of the room and left.