One time Eli and Clare were walking home

Nono they weren't walking

Actually

One time Eli and Clare were driving home in fucking Morty because somehow Morty came back after he was crashed into a wall. So yeah Eli and Clare are in Morty and Eli is all like, "Clare I'm sad and emotionally unstable and NYU peace love n ecstasy, oh yeah did you know I'm bipolar? lol blue eyes".

In a matter of seconds, Clare's panties immediately drop as she screams "TAKE ME BATMAN" and Eli replies "you had me at hello, alfred"

Clare and Eli make out and foreplay and then somehow their hot steamy yuri make out session is moved to the back where Clare seductively rips Eli's shirt off to reveal a perfectly chiseled twelve pack. she traces her fingers along his chest then rips off his pants to reveal a thirteen inch throbbing member.

they make passionate love sex and it's beautiful and eclare

i ...love ...eclare...