Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Harilee Potter. She went to live with her uncle and aunt after her parents were killed by an evil dude who tried to kill everyone. Her aunt and uncle, who already had a little boy and didn't want to buy little girl clothing, gave Harilee a sex change and called her their nephew. This is a story of a confused "boy" named Harry....
CHAPTER ONE: Harry notices a change
"By gee golly me oysters," Ron said, his mouth full of some delicious Hogwarts food (and aren't they all). "That test Snape gave us was hard."
Harry, who wasn't really paying attention to Ron like usual, was gazing at Draco. "Golly gee willikers, Draco's dreamy."
Hermione began coughing. Ron hit her on the back of the head and then tried to suck the food blocking her air passage out of her throat.
"What did you just say, Harry?" Hermione asked, once Ron had not only gotten the food out of her throat, he had also undone her bra.
"Er, nothing." Harry said, confused. He wasn't sure how any statement of that nature had popped out of his mouth... but it seemed so true....
"Well, good." Hermione said. "Now Ron and I can continue sucking face--- erm, studying."
Harry paid no attention to this, as he was apt to ignore things that were right in front of his face.
CHAPTER TWO: Harry discovers truth.
"Dear Sirius," Harry wrote, still somewhat confused. "Today I thought a guy was hot. Sexy, to be specific. I wanted him. Just wanted to let you know what's going on in my life. With extra love, Harry."
Harry regarded his note, wondering if the closing would offend Sirius. He went to change it, but then, in a burst of emotion, felt it was so true he couldn't. But the letter writing didn't stop there. Harry felt so darn emotional that he wrote letters to each of the Dursleys and sent them away by owl.
"Jeez, I feel like Hermione during her time-of-month!" Harry shuddered, remembering how much Hermione reminded him of a troll when she was like that.
Almost immediately, a reply came from the Dursleys. It was written hastily and sent back with Hedwig.
"Dear Harry," Harry read, his lips moving because he wasn't a good reader. "We are pleased to inform you that as a baby, we had your sex changed. You are really a girl. Have a nice he-she life! I hope you find a man- or woman-- who hates you as much as we."
Harry sighed. He already had.... Malfoy!
CHAPTER THREE: Coming out of the closet.
"You're a WHAT!?!" Hermione yelled, breaking away from Ron's lips and tongue. Ron hastily tugged his pants up.
"A girl, and I'm in love with Draco!" Harry swooned.
"OH MY GOOD LORD!" Ron shouted, turning red in the face. "Hermione, you better not be--"
"I'm not!" Hermone shouted. "You of all people should know that, Ron." Ron's face turned a deep shade of red as he buttoned his shirt.
Harry let this pass without his noticing. He was busy thinking about how to make Draco love him. "How can I make Draco love me?"
"Harry, your newfound sexuality is... well... interesting..." Hermione said slowly. "But now I don't have a chance of forming a threesome with you and Ron." Ron looked indignant, and said something that wasn't important enough to put here.
"I don't think Ron is as delicious as Draco anyway," Harry argued, not knowing that Draco was standing behind him.
Draco's face turned pink with delight. "Oh Harry, I love you too!"
And so Harry got a sex change, changed his name to Harilee again, and married Draco. They lived together happily until Harilee discovered that his aunt and uncle were only joking.
CHAPTER ONE: Harry notices a change
"By gee golly me oysters," Ron said, his mouth full of some delicious Hogwarts food (and aren't they all). "That test Snape gave us was hard."
Harry, who wasn't really paying attention to Ron like usual, was gazing at Draco. "Golly gee willikers, Draco's dreamy."
Hermione began coughing. Ron hit her on the back of the head and then tried to suck the food blocking her air passage out of her throat.
"What did you just say, Harry?" Hermione asked, once Ron had not only gotten the food out of her throat, he had also undone her bra.
"Er, nothing." Harry said, confused. He wasn't sure how any statement of that nature had popped out of his mouth... but it seemed so true....
"Well, good." Hermione said. "Now Ron and I can continue sucking face--- erm, studying."
Harry paid no attention to this, as he was apt to ignore things that were right in front of his face.
CHAPTER TWO: Harry discovers truth.
"Dear Sirius," Harry wrote, still somewhat confused. "Today I thought a guy was hot. Sexy, to be specific. I wanted him. Just wanted to let you know what's going on in my life. With extra love, Harry."
Harry regarded his note, wondering if the closing would offend Sirius. He went to change it, but then, in a burst of emotion, felt it was so true he couldn't. But the letter writing didn't stop there. Harry felt so darn emotional that he wrote letters to each of the Dursleys and sent them away by owl.
"Jeez, I feel like Hermione during her time-of-month!" Harry shuddered, remembering how much Hermione reminded him of a troll when she was like that.
Almost immediately, a reply came from the Dursleys. It was written hastily and sent back with Hedwig.
"Dear Harry," Harry read, his lips moving because he wasn't a good reader. "We are pleased to inform you that as a baby, we had your sex changed. You are really a girl. Have a nice he-she life! I hope you find a man- or woman-- who hates you as much as we."
Harry sighed. He already had.... Malfoy!
CHAPTER THREE: Coming out of the closet.
"You're a WHAT!?!" Hermione yelled, breaking away from Ron's lips and tongue. Ron hastily tugged his pants up.
"A girl, and I'm in love with Draco!" Harry swooned.
"OH MY GOOD LORD!" Ron shouted, turning red in the face. "Hermione, you better not be--"
"I'm not!" Hermone shouted. "You of all people should know that, Ron." Ron's face turned a deep shade of red as he buttoned his shirt.
Harry let this pass without his noticing. He was busy thinking about how to make Draco love him. "How can I make Draco love me?"
"Harry, your newfound sexuality is... well... interesting..." Hermione said slowly. "But now I don't have a chance of forming a threesome with you and Ron." Ron looked indignant, and said something that wasn't important enough to put here.
"I don't think Ron is as delicious as Draco anyway," Harry argued, not knowing that Draco was standing behind him.
Draco's face turned pink with delight. "Oh Harry, I love you too!"
And so Harry got a sex change, changed his name to Harilee again, and married Draco. They lived together happily until Harilee discovered that his aunt and uncle were only joking.