A/N: Hey, guys. New story here. Hope you like it.

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Chapter One: Onii-San

"And who in the hell are you supposed to be?" Asked Hiruzen Sarutobi, Sandaime Hokage of Kanoha Gakure no Sato. The young man sitting across from him was dressed in ANBU gear, but there were the additions of longer sleeves, completely bandaged hands, and a multitude of scrolls over his body. His eyes seemed to always be closed, and his hair was a VERY familiar shade of red, which fell straight to his shoulders. His face was quite familiar, as well. They were sitting in the Hokage's office, when Ketsu suddenly shunshined on in. He only looked to be about fourteen, so Hiruzen didn't see a reason to call security. Besides, it was Naruto's twelfth birthday, so Hiruzen wanted to take care of this without too much trouble.

"My name is Ketsu." Said the stranger. "Ketsu… Uzumaki." Hiruzen's eyes widened in disbelief.

"That's not possible." Said the old ninja. "How could you be alive?"

"Simple. I was born in this village." Answered Ketsu.

"Why do I not recognize you?" Asked Hiruzen.

"That's not important." Said Ketsu. "What is important is who my parents are."

"Alright." Said Hiruzen. "Tell me." Ketsu smiled his same closed eye smile.

"I am the real first born son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, and I'm here for my brother."

"You lie!" Shouted Hiruzen, launching himself at Ketsu. Ketsu blinked before ducking the strike and moving away from The Kami no Shinobi. Suddenly, there was the sound of breaking glass, and three feminine figures stood protectively in front of Ketsu. The one on the right was a silver haired woman, with a large bust and evil grin. The one on the left was completely hidden behind a mask only showing her bloodshot, green eyes. The one in the middle was blond, with a bit of hair covering her left eye.

'Hidan no Yugakure, Kakuzu no Takigakure, and Deidera no Iwagakure!? How!?' Thought the Hokage, eyes wide.

"I swear to you, Hokage, I am the first born of Minato and Kushina. How can I prove this to you?" Ketsu looked at Hiruzen, a pleading look on his face.

"A blood test." Said Hiruzen, glaring slightly at Ketsu. If this boy was telling the truth… It could change everything. Little Naruto won't be so alone anymore.

"Couldn't I just show you my Kekkei Genkai?" Asked Ketsu. Hisuzen stared at him.

"You have a blood release?" Asked the aged ninja. "Show me." Ketsu held his hand out and concentrated for a moment, before chains made of pure chakra fell from his hand. Hiruzen stared, wide eyed at the display.

"I haven't tried the Hiraishin yet, so I don't know if I can use it." Said Ketsu. "But I am very proficient with Fuinjutsu, possibly rivaling Jounin level Fuinjutsu users."

"That makes the fact you're an Uzumaki concrete, but we'll have to wait on the blood test to decide whether or not you are Minato's son." Hiruzen frowned as Ketsu brought out a kunai, slicing open his hand and handing the bloodied kunai to the Hokage, Hiruzen handed it to an ANBU, whom appeared to take the kunai and left. "Until then, your presumed identity must remain an S class secret."

"If I see my brother, I WILL reveal myself to him." Said Ketsu firmly. "I refuse to leave him alone any longer." Hiruzen's frown deepened, but he nodded.

"Very well. You shall be enrolled into the same class as Naruto in the academy, and I will make sure you are in the same group. What about your, eh… Entourage?"

"We stay with Ketsu." Said Kakuzu.

"Yeah. Gonna try and separate us hmmmmm!?" Said Deidara.

"Oh, please. This dickhead wouldn't be able to do that!" Laughed Hidan, only for Ketsu to subsequently smack her on the back of the head.

"Show some respect. This is the leader of my home village, remember?" Ketsu glared slightly at Hidan, whom pouted, folding her arms under her breasts.

"Don't worry about it, Ketsu." Said Kakuzu. "That's just the way she is."

"I'm not asking her to change." Said Ketsu. "I'm just asking you to save it for a moment when my brothers life is not at stake."

"Fine." Grumbled Hidan. "But you owe me."

"we'll be staying together, Hokage." Said Ketsu. "I'm going to search for my brother now."

"I suppose I can't convince you to keep Naruto's parents a secret." Said Hiruzen, coming back around to sit at his desk.

"No, you can't." Said Ketsu. "I've heard of Kanoha's 'Fox Hunts,' and id you think I'm going to let that go on, you're sorely mistaken." All four of the un-aligned ninja shunshined out of the room. Hiruzen sighed.

"Keep an eye on them, Neko, Weasel. I'm counting on you." Two shadows in the room suddenly vanished, and Hiruzen frowned at the amount of paperwork that this was going to stir up. Suddenly, an elephant masked ANBU shunshined into the room, holding a stack of papers.

"Hokage, the tests came up positive for both Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumake." Said the ANBU. "He was telling the truth."

"Thank you, Elephant-san." Said Hiruzen. "I'm glad."

WITH NARUTO: FOX HUNT

"Why are you attacking me!?" Shouted the young boy as he ran from the mob of angry villagers. "I didn't do anything wrong!"

"SHUT UP DEMON!" Yelled one of the villagers.

"KILL THE MONSTER!"

"DEMON!"

"MURDERER!"

"Please! Leave me alone!" Naruto ran as fast as he could, but his foot tripped over a stray stone, and he fell onto the ground. The crowd was about to decend upon them, but an angry shout drew their attention away from him.

"DON'T YOU FUCKS EVEN THINK OF HARMING MY BROTHER!" A red blur suddenly slammed into the group, punching and kicking the civilians with ease. Moments later, and the mob rested, knocked out at Ketsu's feet, as the three women watched from a distance. Hidan was smirking wildly, Deidara was trying to hide her blush, and Kakuzu was unreadable. Ketsu stepped over to Naruto to help him.

"Thanks for the help. I'm Naruto!" Said the blond boy, grinning up at his savior.

"I know who you are, little brother." Said Ketsu, ruffling around in his pockets for something.

"Why did you call me that?" Asked the boy, confused. Ketsu pulled out a picture. It was the Yondaime Hokage, with a young red-headed boy on his shoulders, and another red-headed woman standing next to them. She was pregnant.

"I keep calling you brother, because you are my brother." Said Ketsu. "And these are our parents." Naruto stared at the picture.

"Wha… This is a joke right?" Asked Naruto. "Sasuke put you up to this, didn't he? That Teme. I'm going to-" Naruto was suddenly interrupted as Ketsu pulled him into a hug.

"This isn't a prank." Said Ketsu. "I'm your brother, your family. And we're staying together this time." Naruto felt his eyes begin to water, and he finally embraced his brother.

"Onii-San…"

LATER: NARUTO'S APARTMENT

"This is where you've been living?" Asked Ketsu. On the door were cruel words, such as "Demon," "Go back to hell," and other such obscenities. "I'll make sure this doesn't happen anymore."

"O-okay, Onii-San." Said Naruto. He almost seemed shy around Ketsu.

"Hey, you don't need to be shy." Said Ketsu. "Let's do something you like to do." The three girls almost looked surprised by Ketsu's genuine smile. Since they've known him, he's never smiled like that.

"Well, I like to pull pranks." Said Naruto.

"I don't like pranks." Said Ketsu, seriously, making Naruto look down. "Unless they're awesome, of course." Said Ketsu, making Naruto look up at his older brothers grin. "Who do you like to prank most?"

"I like to prank Sasuke the most. He's so stuck up." Said the blond boy.

"Girls, you three up for some pranking?" Asked Ketsu. The two with visible faces grinned.

"Of course. How much of a blast will it be, hmmmm?" Asked Deidara.

"Oh, trust me." Said Ketsu. "Come, little brother. 'Ill show you how to really prank someone."

OUTSIDE UCHIHA COMPOUND

Sasuke was having a relatively peaceful day. He hasn't been bothered by that dobe, Naruto, or that banshee, Sakura. He was walking away from the compound, when her heard a snap. Suddenly, a bunch of snakes fell on him. He thrashed around a bit, until he realized they were rubber. His attention was drawn to the sound of multiple people laughing. Looking over a bush, he saw Naruto and four people he didn't recognize laughing their asses off.

"NARUTOOOO! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Shouted the angry boy.

"Keep your hands off my brother." Laughed Ketsu. "It was my prank." Sasuke suddenly threw a jab at Ketsu, only for the older boy to grab his wrist and throw him a bit away. The three women were suddenly on Sasuke with different weapons pointed at him.

"That's enough." Said Ketsu. "Let the Uchiha up. You know, your mother and my mother were good friends. Why don't we give it a try?" Ketsu raised his hand to shake Sasuke's, and the Uchiha looked like he was actually considering it, before slapping the hand away.

"No thanks." Said Sasuke, walking away.

"Maybe I should have him read my copy of Icha Icha paradise, some time." Said Ketsu, making two of the three girls frown at the comment before the five decided just to leave.

"Naruto, what do you want to do with your life?" Asked Ketsu.

"I want to be Hokage so that everyone will finally respect me!" Said the boy, grinning from ear to ear.

"Then, I'll make sure it happens." Said Ketsu, putting his arm around Naruto's shoulders. "I promise."

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A/N: Finished, hope ya'll liked it.

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