Mega Man & Snake

"Ow..my head." Snake said waking up.

"What the hell is this place?"

Snake looked around in confusion. He had awaken in a futuristic looking place.

"Welcome to the internet. I'm Megaman, who are yo.."

"Yeah that's nice kid, what kinda game do you think this is?"

"Kid? I'm not a kid, I'm a man."

"Look just cause you call yourself "Mega" man doesn't make you a man"

Megaman glared at Snake. From this first impression he did not like Snake.

"Snake...Snake...come in Snake."

"Goddammit, stupid earpiece."

Snake rips the earpiece out of his ear and throws it on the ground. He looks over at Megaman.

"So, where did you say we were at again?"

"The internet."

"Ok, and your Megaman. I'm just going to call you Meg."

"What? But Meg sucks."

Snake began to laugh and walked towards a door. As he got about half way there his eyes were hit with a flash of light. He covered his eyes and screamed and hit his knees.

"What the hell? Ow...damn emp."

Megaman started laughing at Snake.

"You idiot you walked right into that. I mean how stupid can you get."

"MEG! Shut up."

Snake grabbed his gun and fired several rounds at the door. The door exploded and another light flashed.

"Goddammit, whats with all the light?"

A large being steps out and rushes at Snake. Snake looks up and is hit by the being.

"What the hell? Why does everything keep happening? God I'm tired of this."

Snake began to charge like the sayians from Dragonball Z, his hair got spiky and yellow.

"I am now Super Sayian Snake bitch. Ka me ha me HAA!"

Snake began shooting energy out of his hands and destroyed the being.

"Great job Snake you beat the first boss. Just nine more to go."

"Arrrrggg, I will kill them all."

Snake began flying though the internet. Everything he saw he destroyed. Then he came to the final boss.

"I am the final boss. I am Hello Kitty."

"Yeah, nice to meet you, I'm Snake and I'll be killing you today."

Again Snake charged his ki and hit Hello Kitty with a Kamehameha and killed her.

"Wow, Snake you beat all the bosses."

"Yeah, well Meg guess what."

"What?"

Snake put his hands up and began drawing energy. A giant ball of energy appeared.

"Spirit Bomb."

Snake through the ball down on Megaman. The internet exploded. Snake was knocked out again.

He reawaken in his world.

"Goddamn, what a dream."

His earpiece rang again.

"Snake...Snake.."

"Son of a bitch."

Snake ripped it off and his ear this time.

"Ow..dammit."