Hello, everyone~! 'Tis I, coming to invade the fandom's vital regions with this fanfic! Well, I guess it's been quite a long time since I've posted any new stories or updates on this site...yes, once I overcome this huge writer's block standing in my way, I will continue those stories I left off with. And yes, I promise the chapters will be better. Well, here's the prologue! Sit back, relax, and enjoy~
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Hetalia. Ah well, it can only be nothing but a fantasy
Prologue
"Frypan to Otaku, Frypan to Otaku. I have the stage all set up and ready for action. Do you copy?"
"Otaku to Frypan. Yes, I have finished things up on my end also. I am preparing to depart to the final station."
"Good work, soldier. Try not to say anything reckless to get our motives revealed. And most importantly, be careful out there. The world is filled with the unexpected."
"Yes. And Frypan-san, please remember to bring extra tissues for yourself, just in case our plans actually succeed."
"I've got them right here. By the way, Otaku, I demand you to refrain from talking too politely to me during conversations like this. They'll know it's you straightaway if anyone overhears us. Do you copy?"
"Roger, Frypan-sa...Frypan."
"Good. That is all I ask. Now get a move on it! Over."
"Otaku, out."
With a sigh of satisfaction, Hungary pocketed her communication device and rose from her station in a cardboard box. As she stretched, she grinned to herself. The first day of the operation, and it was running so smoothly as of yet!
Earlier That Day
"Ahaha, please wait for me, Bunny-san!" Japan called after the rabbit as it ran through a field of daisies. The sun was shining, the temperature was just right, the flower smelled nice. To top it off, there were a lot of cute and fluffy bunnies running around. Ahh, the country thought to himself, I guess this is what everyone calls 'paradise.'
One of the bunnies then turned around. "Bunnini~," it squeaked to Japan.
Said country couldn't stand the cuteness of the animal. "Awwww~!" he squealed (in a very manly fashion, of course).
"Buriri~" said the bunny.
Japan stopped suffocating the poor creature for a moment. "Huh?" he questioned himself, obviously confused. "I could have sworn it was 'Bunini~' the first time..."
"Briri~"
"Briii~"
Briiing!
"Mmmf." Japan reluctantly opened one eye, realizing that his paradise could be nothing more than a dream.
Briiing!
"Alright, I'm coming," he groaned as he reached towards his cell phone.
"H'llo?"
"Japan~!" a female voice sang out. "I thought you'd never answer! Did something happen? You sound awfully tired."
"Oh, good morning, Hungary-san. Of course I am tired! Perhaps you did not check the time before you called?"
"Oh yeah...I forgot we lived in different time zones."
"Well, for your information, it is FOUR. THIRTY. IN. THE. MORNING!"
"Sorry...but trust me, after you hear this, your sleepiness will be sucked out of you in an instant!"
Japan let out an internal sigh. He could almost see the woman on the other end, eyes sparkling with ambition. "Alright, let's hear it."
"Well, you know how you said you weren't going to be busy for awhile during that last meeting? I opened up some spaces in my schedule, too!"
"Meaning...what, exactly?"
"We can finally pursue something of our interests - together!"
"Which is what?"
"Couples!"
"Eh? Excuse me, but what do you mean by that?"
"You know, we're both interested in that 'yaoi' stuff you have over at your place. We're both free for quite some time. We know quite a few guys who'd be perfect for each other. Do you see what I'm getting at?"
Japan's eyes slowly started to shine like those of the country at the other end of the line. "Yes, yes, yes. Hungary-san, this may be one of the greatest ideas you have ever come up with!"
"Hehe. Let's stop the conversation for now; I'll give you more details at the Starbucks close to where Austria-san and I live."
"Okay, I'll get there as soon as possible."
Hungary cut off the phone call with a click.
Japan giggled lightly to himself as he threw on his jacket and headed to the front door. This could turn out to be the most fun I've had in awhile. Keeping that in mind, the Asian man stepped out into the mild March air with a determined glint in his eyes.
Japan arrived at the designated café. No customers were in sight. Well, this does not really surprise me, considering it's 6:45 A.M. on a Saturday, the man thought to himself.
Japan asked the blonde cashier with glasses for an espresso.
As he sat down with his drink, a giant pile of - well, everything - walked up to him.
"Erm," Japan said, eyeing the suspicious pile, "I have this seat reserved for someone else, so will you be so kind as to move to a different booth?"
"After all that hauling of this luggage over here, this is the treatment I get?" a familiar voice piped up from behind a Victoria's Secret bag.
"H-hungary-san?!"
"Hey, Japan," the woman smiled as she discarded the items in her arms onto the table. "Ready for Operation Round One?"
Japan moved over to clean up his espresso that had spilled a few seconds earlier. "Sure, but is all of this really necessary?"
Hungary placed her hands on her hips. "Absolutely. If it were just spying on our prey, you and your ninjas would be more than enough to get through with, but pairing people up is a completely different task. We actually have to set up some props, scripts for ourselves, and viewpoints to look over our set with." The female country rummaged around for a few moments, and came up with two boxes.
"What is in the first box?" Japan asked.
Hungary ripped the tape off of the box, and reached her hand inside. "Walkie-talkies and sunglasses!" she exclaimed brightly as her hand emerged with the items. "The walkie-talkies are for the communication, and the sunglasses can make you feel more cool and awesome while on this mission!"
Japan sweat-dropped. I can see that she has been hanging around Prussia-san for a day more than needed. "So, what is in the second box?"
Hungary grinned. "When our missions go as planned, we don't want to die from major blood loss, now, do we?" She pulled out two big containers of tissues. "I have a few extra packages in the box, just in case."
"Wow, Hungary-san, you are very much prepared for this."
Hungary held up her finger. "Tsk, tsk," she said. "From now until the final moment of the operation, you will call me by my code name, Frypan."
"Hm," Japan said, "that name does make sense. So if we were going with fitting the name and the character together-"
"Otaku."
"Huh?"
"Otaku," Hungary said with more force this time. "That will be your code name, since you're...well...Japan."
"Ehh~..? But I wanted something even better than that-"
Hungary brandished her infamous frying pan. "I. Said. Otaku," the intimidating figure growled as she aimed the kitchen utensil/weapon for Japan.
"Y-yes," Japan whispered meekly.
The usual sweet look returned to the Hungarian's face. "Oh goody, then," she beamed as she took out a rolled sheet of paper. "Now let's look over our plan!"
Japan called for the cashier to bring two more espressos to Table 4 as he strode towards Hungary. Ah, well, Japan told himself, the name 'Soul Reaper-and-Titan-Exorcizing-Alchemist' will have to wait until some other time.
Back To Present
Hungary was drooling idiotically, picturing how the missions would go. She was still in her own little world when she heard footsteps approaching the room.
"Hungary, are you in here?" a certain Austrian man's voice called out.
Wiping the remaining drool off her face, the woman got back into position under her box.
The door handle turned. Hungary licked her lips and smiled. In a barely audible voice, she whispered, "Operation Round One: Austria-san and that goddamn bas- excuse me, Prussia, commencing now!"
Soooo...how was this chapter? Good? Bad? It's probably a bit short, I know. Please leave your opinions in the little comment section thing~!
Prussia: If you review, you'll get an awesome batch of beer-flavored cakes from the awesome me~!
Austria:...which, of course, I will be baking. And I'm pretty sure at least half the people reading this don't even like alcohol.
Hungary: Now now, you two, stop bribing the readers with things that will most likely never happen. *Turns to face reader* now, please keep in mind that I am a very strong woman, and I can track you down on Google Maps if you don't review~
Me: You can ignore all of the idiots over there. Please, do not feel pressured to review~ I'm usually not the type to review stories that often either...so yeah. Bye, for now^^