Thanks for allowing us to interview you, That Hedgie Over There.
Please, call me Zenith.
Now you're in charge around here, is that an accurate statement?
Absolutely. I'm the boss.
Ok, so describe what "the boss" does on a daily basis.
Well, the first thing I do is...
TALK TO STRANGERS! (like a boss)
APPROVE THE BUDGET! (like a boss)
LEAD A BASEBALL TEAM! (like a boss)
REMEMBER NUMBERS! (like a boss)
DIRECT WORKFLOW! (like a boss)
MY OWN BASEMENT! (like a boss)
MICRO-MANAGE! (like a boss)
PROMOTE SYZYGY! (like a boss)
HIT ON BARBARA! (like a boss)
GET MOLESTED! (like a boss)
CRY DEEPLY! (like a boss)
SEND SOME BACKUP! (like a boss)
CALL NINTENDO! (like a boss)
DEMAND A REFUND! (like a boss)
JAILBREAK MY iPHONE! (like a boss)
EAT A SNICKERS! (like a boss)
INFRINGEMENT LAWSUIT! (like a boss)
NO PROMOTION! (like a boss)
SHOT OF PEPSI! (like a boss)
SHIT ON FOOTBALL FANS! (like a boss)
BUY A SWITCH! (like a boss)
BRICK MY SWITCH! (like a boss)
(oh shit, help me out here, I have no idea what I'm doing...)
THROW IT OUT! (like a boss)
PUKE ON FOOTBALL FANS! (like a boss)
JUMP OFF THE SEARS! (like a boss)
PLAY MODERN WARFARE! (like a boss)
CHANGE MY NUMBER! (like a boss)
CRASH MY CAR! (like a boss)
PLAY INFINITE WARFARE! (like a boss)
EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS! (like a boss)
CHOP MY EARS OFF! (like a boss)
BLACK OUT IN THE BASEMENT! (like a boss)
MEET THE ROBOT KING! (like a boss)
FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT! (like a boss)
TURN INTO A JET! (like a boss)
BOMB THE WHITE HOUSE! (like a boss)
HIT A BLACK HOLE! (like a boss)
NOW I'M DEAD! (like a boss)
Uh-huh... is that really what you do on a daily basis?
You know it.
You chop off your ears and fly into a black hole?
Hell yeah!
And you're a hedgehog driving a car?
Exactly.
And I believe you mentioned playing Call of Duty?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
Ok. Well, this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, I know. I got that. You said that 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
I'm the boss.
Ok, great. I heard you. Bye.
LIKE A BOSS!