It was during the halftime routine that his eyes landed on her. The Shiketsu Sharks cheerleaders were always a huge topic, not only between their sworn rivals, but among all football teams. You couldn't go to a single practice without those fucking ingrates talking about how fit they were, and Katsuki was tired of hearing it. However, this time, the sway of honey blonde hair and a glint of freshly applied lipgloss, caught his attention. Now he understood why they were the object of every football playing fucktard's wank sessions, well more specifically, why she was. She was fucking beautiful; and not just in an up against the wall, balls deep in her kind of way, which she was, but she was also just downright gorgeous in all senses of the word. God, what he'd do to her was the only thing running through Katsuki's mind as the cheerleader bounced up and down chanting her stupid fucking cheers for that stupid fucking team.
"Oi, Bakugo! Eeearth to Baaaakugo... mate seriously what the hell are you looking at," UA's Urchins' somewhat daft red headed defender chimed in, his equally crimson eyes following that of his teammate's. With an uncharacteristically devious smirk on his face Kirishima slapped the other's shoulder, "Damn Katsuki, after all that barking at us for being distracted by birds, look at ya' now! She's proper peng, innit? Think Kaminari said she transferred in some weeks ago..."
To be honest, Bakugo never paid attention to anything that buffoon says, nor did he care to, but one thing that was certain was that she was his now.
"Shut ya' fucking mouth, and go mind your own goddamn business," snapped the hotheaded striker. He had no time for Eijirou's stupid attempt at banter, he needed to go claim what was rightfully his. It only made sense, the fittest football captain in the league with the sexiest cheerleader, anything else would be absolutely mental.
Brushing his hand through his spiky blond hair, Katsuki was on his way to the the other team's benches until he saw the girl, his girl, being lifted into the air by that towering dobber of a captain whose name couldn't come to Bakugo's mind but at that moment it didn't really matter. How fucking dare he, right when he was about to sweep her right off her goddamn feet, this literal massive wanker decides to play a fucking game of catch with his woman.
"Oh. Em. Eff. Gee! Ina-bear are you, like okay?" What the fuck? Katsuki's mind was spinning with the combined adrenaline from walking up and clobbering that humongous fuckface right in the skull, and after hearing that god awful accent coming from his goddess. It couldn't be... she was a fucking yank. Bloody fucking hell, he wanted to shag an American... correction; he still wanted to. He massaged his fist as the girl continued doting over the now crouched over lumbering idiot.
"I am so sorry for whatever I did to offend you Mr. Katsuki!" Tch, yeah you better be sorry. The Shark's captain lowered his gaze and gave his sincerest of apologizes even though he genuinely had no idea what he did to wrong the shorter male. "May I ask what exactly I am apologizing for?" he almost shouted, still keeping an air of utmost humility. His attitude only made Katsuki more and more miffed, and just as he took in a breath before chewing out the large idiot, he was stopped by a sickeningly sweet voice.
"Dude, like what the fuck is up with you? No seriously dude what the fuck? You totes almost knocked out my cute af boo!" Cute af? Dude? Boo? It took Katsuki a few seconds to properly process what she was saying, and he managed to understand the jist of it at least. Boo meant boyfriend right? Fucking hell... boo meant boyfriend, as in little Miss I Have Massive Californian Knockers and The Not-So Incredible Hulk were banging. Nice one, Katsuki, just fucking brilliant.