Soooooooo I lik totly made this fic of mai favorite otp eveuuur see im not a very gud righter but all mai frriends told me that this was lik totly good so ii thout i shud sharit.

It was late one saturday nite and Delaney was low on gas. She was driving her car around trying to get a breather when she stopped at a race trac so she could fill up on has because she was running out of gas and the song everybody talks by neon trees was playing. She was blasting the song like a boss. She got out of her cat. She took out her moeny. She put the gas thingy or whatever in her car. And she waited. Meanwhile the song everybody talks was playing. ANd that was when he came out og the racetrac that she was at to get gas. (Oh yeah he had garbage cus he was the garbage guy at the race trac I forgot to put that in yeah.)

He was glowing in the light of the stretlights and the neon sign above. He was like an magnetic angle, her eyes just gravitated towards him unabe to teer themseves away from his majestic body. SHe could see his taut muscles thru his tight racetrac uniform. He was glowing in the light of the stretlights and the neon sign above. He was like an magnetic angle, her eyes just gravitated towards him unabe to teer themseves away from his majestic body. SHe could se his taut muscles thru his tight racetrac uniform. She knew that the read strain of fat connected them together forver. My beautiful agel, is that the rightious chords of the trees of neon that hear coming trough the sound systems of my heart? said the hot dude.

Delaney: Why yes kind sir, it is indeea]d the music of neon trees in the firmat of the song everybody alk. Its like my favorite. hot dude: me too my angelou woh like totes were are meant to be forevur he said as caressing my face and neck and shoulder.

The heavees above pened up in a gloriious chouris as the two sang together in harmonious harmony that for a moment bought world eace to the world and even made chuck norris shed a tear.

hto dud: My gloriius anle i trylu feel for u hiwvever i must be gone, y brek is almust over. he said while shedding one tear the size of a grapefruit. it landed crashing throught h ground and the noise of that sorrowful tear still echos through my hrt tody.

Deeeeeeeeee:As must i kind sir knight garbage biy man for my mother expects me to be home so that i may do all the xhores and be soley resonsibe for my famliy's wellbeing as I am a responsible adult and yet also rebel as I am an indivual with my own opionions also im like super hot and perfect and have godlike powers that allow e t go do whatever i want bcause im the daugter of a angle and devil and god and vampire and werewolf and fairy and king and queen and peasent and alien and myself-

he cut her off. hot dude: woew like your so responsibl and shit and so cool like i could nevr leve such a hot comoner lik you tbt i aftually am the son of some suprrichdud and even though i ewl be shune for thi, i luv you baby like totes lets get uried and have bbies togethur

Dee: if ur so rich why are u the garbage boy at a racetrac?.

hto dud: yo so i just wanted to discovr myself, i know my name not my stoy and i ned to find myself trash that out in me gurl. Also I'm a supr secret gent and my identy must be hidden lest the zombi nazi communist terrorists from mars wil find me and kill all y loed ones. but i have none because i am a loenly loner emo lonerly who doesnt need evanyone because i have a dark past that i dont want to talk about… ok so once when i was two i was playing rite but them there was this mean guy and came and broek my leg and and my ribs and my heart and he died (i was in luuuuv with him) and then i gor taken by the naz monkey terorist comunits form mars and turned into a super kickboxing but supa hot fighting machine that kiil s everyone and im an assassassassasssassassass ass ansin too and thas wat happened…. BUT YOU HAVE CHANGED ME AFOR OW I LUOVE YOU AND CAN NEVER BE SERYUATED FROM YOU AGAIN. (thats cuz we are now symbiotic parasites)

Dee:Yeah okay buy.

ht guy:seeyoulater.*sighs* (satrts singin) my life is so hard but bby you raise me up so i canwalkon mountaifns you raise me up to walk on stormy seas i am strong when i am on your shoulders you rise me up to more tan i can be.

THEN hot dud got shot by th monkey nazi terrorist communtst form ars cuz hes an idiot.

If you made it this far I applaud you and I also hope you realize this was not intended to be serious or intelligble.

Hope you enjoyed it Delaney.

You can also find this on Archives of Our Own posted by a friend of mine, dmitrikrushnickingofindiarusia, which she has my permission to do.