Bill Cypher [Bill] joined chat.
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
EB: you.
Bill: Well well well what do we have here
Bill: Hey there John
EB: hey.
EB: long time no see
Bill: Absolutely well along time for you ha ha ha.
EB: funny
Bill: Of course kid I am hilarious
EB: i almost forgot to laugh.
Bill: Well that's that's depressing
Bill: Well how are you and your friends been?
EB: just peachy.
Bill: Well I heard they were a blast!
Bill: In that and that knobby horn guy was quite sizzling
Bill: Ha ha ha ha ha ha
EB: wow, asshole.
Bill: Well what do you expect from a dream Demon
EB: to fuck off maybe
Bill: Well kid I don't swing that way
EB: that's not what i meant!
Bill: Ha ha ha ha! You are forgetting to laugh again
EB: maybe you are a bit more dense than i thought.
Bill: Oh come on kid these are the jokes
Bill: Smile a little
EB: don't particularly feel like it.
Bill: Well I'll offer you a deal
Bill: Do you want to hear it
EB: ill listen
Bill: I'll get back your friends all of them the rainbow drinker the car in the cat all of your ironically cool friend your daddy your doggie sister and the flower
EB: what do i have to do?
Bill: Just give me the ring
EB: how about no.
Bill: Oh come on kid you want to see your friends and family again
EB: and i will.
EB: after i follow terezis mind game.
Bill: That bitch won't help you I have much more power than her and I can give them back like that * he snapped his fingers*
EB: i doubt it
Bill: Come on Johnny boy a little dribble double and they'll be back in a flash
Bill: You know you miss all of them
EB: i'm fine..
Bill: Are you?
Bill: Are you really?
Bill: * he snapped his fingers again in every single troll and human appeared*
Bill: They can be back all of them just make a deal with me
EB: this isn't real.
Bill: For now it's not real until we make a deal
Bill: I'm trying to help you kid just give me that ring
Bill: And all of your friends will be alive again
EB: no, that ring wouldn't be safe in your hands
Bill: Neither are yours if you lose that it
Bill: You already lost it once, now give it to me and I'll give you your friends
EB: no, my hands are the safest right now.
Bill: Oh come on don't be stupid
Bill: Deep down inside you know this is the right thing to do
EB: im doingvthe right thing.
Bill: ...
EB: i will see my friends again.
EB: and i don't need you taking this ring from me, to do so.
Bill: What if you fail what if you cannot make it this is my one and only choice and this is the easy way you just have to give me that ring your friends will be safe you and all universe you're not have to do anything hard at all
EB: thats what life is about, going through hardships to right the wrongs.
Bill: But aren't you tired of all of it
Bill: Yes what is it with you humans and trolls, but you don't prefer going through the easy way?
EB: i'm tired of alot of things, but that doesn't mean i'm going to just give up and take the easy way out.
Bill: You done it before thousands of times why not now
EB: because im not the same person i was then.
EB: i've learned from my mistakes.
Bill: You are certainly another person since the last time I saw you
EB: good, the last time you saw me, i was an idiotic child.
Bill: Yeah you were really dumb you're still are but not as much
Bill: I see feature you kid the deal still on if you want to you know how to summon me I'll be watching you
Bill: Bye john, I'll see you in your dreams
Bill: * and he disappeared*
Bill Cypher [Bill] disconnected.