Chapter 1: Olympics

Hi! I did a Naruto story that totally has nothing to do with the original plot! First chapter's up! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. All rights go to Masashi Kishimoto who is a god for creating Naruto! And the Olympic Committee owns the olympics!

Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi were panting on the ground. Sakura was standing above them smiling triumphantly.

"Nani? Couldn't handle a simple training exercise?" She smugly asked.

They all glared at her and she winked which only made them glare harder. But they were too tired to glare for too long. Soon their eyes had to close.

"We know you're awesome and all Sakura-chan," began Naruto. "But did you have to be the one to catch? We know you're too fast now."

Sakura's smile couldn't be removed if 50 tons were dropped on her now. "Well now. Who was the one training when you guys decided to take a vacation?"

They all knew she was recalling the Konoha Bachelor Vacay and grimaced. Jiraiya had organized it for all the single guys in Konoha. He wanted them to try and pick up girls but the only one who got someone was Genma. The only two of the Rookies that didn't go were Neji and Shikamaru since they were in relationships with Tenten and Ino. It had been the longest trip of their life due to Lee and Gai's terrible pick-up lines.

"Even our Sharingan can't keep up with you," Sasuke said, gesturing between him and Kakashi.

"Heh. Oh you guys haven't seen anything yet." Sakura happily recalled when she had challenged them all.

Flashback

Kakashi finally arrived under an alias that Kurenai needed him to lend her Icha Icha Paradise. He was about to suggest genjutsu training when Sakura piped up.

"How about you three try to keep up with me? We'll race twice around Konoha and see who the winner is," she suggested with a smirk.

"Don'tcha think that's a little easy, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked and Sasuke nodded in agreement.

"Ooh. Scared are we?" She threatened.

All three males shook their heads and Kakashi said, "you must be daring to take on two Sharingan users." Sasuke again, nodded.

She smiled, but it was crueler, more wicked. "Try me."

So they were in ready positions by the gate. The course was just the wall of Konoha. All four leaped up to the wall and Kakashi put away his book.

"Three," he began.

Sakura lifted a single leg, clad with weights.

"Two." Kakashi pulled down his mask and Sasuke activated his Sharingan.

"One." Naruto looked to his right and sweatdropped.

"Go!"

Sakura shot forward, leaving the other three in the dust. They paused for a second, all three of their jaws dropped. Realizing they were just standing there, they took off. Sasuke in front, then Kakashi and Naruto neck and neck. A pink blur passed them and they heard Sakura giggling. She was already on her second lap! The three males growled and ran faster. They got to the end, all three tied. They fell on the ground panting. Sakura had an entire nail painting kit out and was halfway done with painting her last nail red.

End Flashback

"How did you get so fast?" Kakashi asked.

Sakura slipped off her boots and took off the thin leg wraps. "Here," she said, handing one to Sasuke and one to Naruto. They both fell over as soon as she let go of them. The ground shook and a tree fell over. Make that a few trees.

"SAKURA! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THOSE OFF! NOW I HAVE TO GET A NEW SAKE BOTTLE!" They heard Tsunade shout from her office. The pink-haired girl rubbed the back of her head sheepishly.

Sasuke slowly handed the weight back to Sakura, hand shaking with strain of picking it up. She accepted it and placed it around her leg again, boot over it. Naruto couldn't lift his up so Sakura took it out of his hand and did what she did before.

"Have you been training with Bushy Brows?" Naruto asked. Sakura looked almost revolted.

"No! I made these myself." O.O "I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS! ALWAYS BELIEVING I'M THE WEAK LINK! ALWAYS THINKING I CAN'T DO THE SAME STUFF AS YOU!" She hollered. The three males hugged each other and prepared to die but she took a deep breath, apologized, and disappeared. They sighed in relief but knew they'd need to apologize.

Team 10 glanced worriedly around when they felt the ground shake but sighed when Tsunade shouted at Sakura and for a new sake bottle.

"Billboard Brow," Ino giggled.

"Troublesome," Shikamaru muttered.

"Munch, munch," Choji was eating chips.

Shikamaru leaned back against a hill and closed his eyes. Ino bristled. How can he just go to sleep like that?! "GET UP YOU LAZY ASS!" She demanded and Shikamaru simply opened one eye, infuriating her more.

She turned red with anger. "YOU WILL GET UP OR SO HELP ME I WILL PERSONALLY DESTROY THAT SHOGI BOARD ASUMA-SENSEI GOT FOR YOU!" The genius was quickly on his feet.

"Ino, there's no need to get hasty."

"That's better," she began and Shikamaru sighed. "BUT WE ARE GONNA TRAIN AND YOU WILL NOT LOOK AT THE CLOUDS FOR THAT TIME!"

The shadow-user sighed again but complied. Women are so troublesome.

Lazy ass, thought Ino.

Why weren't there any barbecue chips in the pantry? So hungry, thought Choji.

"Team 10! 100 pushups! Now!" Commanded the Yamanaka. Shikamaru sighed but started although he was doing one pushup per 10 seconds. Choji set the bag in front of him and picked up a chip with his mouth every time he went down. Ino set to observing, leaning against a tree. The two males stopped when she lit a cigarette and started talking in Asuma's voice.

"What?"

Shikamaru woke up and glanced around. Creepy, he thought as he stood up. He was on his cloud-watching hill. Must've fallen asleep since there aren't any clouds.

"SHIKAMARU NARA! IF YOU ARE WHERE I THINK YOU ARE THAT SHOJI BOARD ISN'T GONNA MAKE IT TO YOUR NEXT GAME!" Ino screamed from wherever she was.

Troublesome, he thought. Regardless, he stood up and headed to find his girlfriend. When he found Ino she was red as a tomato and everyone around her was shying away.

Oh goody, he thought as he walked toward her.

Hinata glanced nervously between her two teammates who had made a bet (Shino had won) about if Gai and Rock Lee could stay apart for at least a day. Kiba betted they could, Shino knew they couldn't.

"Well it's not my fault they're weird Bruce Lee copies!" Kiba spun his arms around faster than Lee without his weights.

"Not my fault that you're an idiot," Shino muttered but Kiba's heightened senses caught it.

"You're so irrational!" The dog boy screamed to no one in particular.

"And you're so hot-headed." Shino crossed his arms.

"G-guys, please s-stop fighting," Hinata pleaded. Her stammering had gotten a bit better.

"Who's he to call me an idiot?!" Kiba turned to her and shouted. "Sorry Hinata-chan," he added after she widened her terrified eyes.

"I-I think I-I'll just l-leave," she said, smiled, and left.

"Now look! You scared her away!" Hinata heard Kiba blame as she ran away.

Neji and Tenten were sparring. Lee was watching and cheering on his female comrade. They knew better than to ask why he wasn't cheering for Neji. Last time, he made a speech about youth that lasted from midnight to midnight without a single breath. Neji attempted to block a chakra point but Tenten dodged and successfully kicked him, although he didn't react. Both were sweating profusely and were panting like dogs.

When they were about to attack again, Gai arrived. "MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS! HOW ARE YOU DURING THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH?!" Gai asked.

"Gai-sensei? Why're you talking in capitals?" Tenten wondered.

"WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT?!" Gai continued in his 'capitals.' Both Tenten and Neji sweatdropped and did mental facepalms.

"Oh, Gai-sensei! The capitals make you so youthful!" Lee exclaimed.

"THANK YOU LEE!" Gai's teeth went 'ping.'

"Gai-sensei!"

"LEE!" "Gai-sensei!"

"LEE!"

They burst into tears, hug, the sunset drops in. This time it's the mountains and mountain men hike along, crying at seeing the emotional scene.

Neji and Tenten slowly backed away. Usually it was the beach scene. Where the hell did the mountains come from?!

"The Konoha Olympics? With the Sand Siblings? What suggested this?" Kurenai asked Tsunade.

"I feel it will allow them to express the competitive energies they have toward one another," Tsunade explained. Kurenai seemed surprised until Tsunade added, "plus I made a lot of bets and I'm sure I'll win."

The Yuhi practically fell over anime style. "You've told the other jounin then?"

The Hokage nodded. "Then we'll see how they do," Kurenai said and walked out of the office.

There you have it! First chapter! Please R&R! No flames! And give suggestions to what scenes Gai and Lee should weep in! I'm running out! And what order do the Summer Olympic Events go in?

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