I'm just a weirdo writing a fanfiction. I don't own any character other than the counselor. So please no flames.
Disclaimer: I don't own Rosario vampire.
Counseling: Ch 1: You got to be the kidding me, right?
As I enter my office, there were three persons sitting at the couch. The one on the right seem to be very cold and scary like a bear. The one in the middle seem to most normal person I ever seem and the one on the left is kind of…. pink. I sat down in front of them. Looking down to my paper, it said that these three are married together. Wait. Wait a minute. Threesome? How? I start to ask them questions."So, why are u guys here?" Well, that is my job right? To help them.
The first one to speak was Ura-Chan."How about asking my husband," angrily. Is it because he's with other woman? I look at him."So why, I mean you have such a fuck hot wife. Do you know how many damn guys out there that would love to be you? Tsukune sighted."It's only because I said bitch to her when we're having sex." Omote was blushing. Are you fucking kidding me? Just because he said" bitch". I start to look at them as a crazy person. I tried to be calm." So why did you say bitch?"
"I only said it because I was talking dirty to them," he said. "OK." I try not to be annoyed but these people are crazy. So I ask them more questions.
"How many times do you guys have sex?"
"Who makes the first move?"
"What the hell does that have to do with-"Tsukune was cut off by Ura-Chan."As much we can."Omote smiled.
"Who bought this morning's newspaper?"
"What does this have to do with us?" said Tsukune.
AFTER A HOUR
I told them to come back once a week for counseling because they have some problem. I mean who in the world would have sex in the garden?