Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the songs. The only thing I own is myself.
A/N: So this is a continuation of Lin36bffbecca's story "Batman Karaoke", which is very funny in my opinion! Credit for this idea goes totally to her. This story will be done in the same style as it was before. Only change is that I'm not dropping the girls in just yet. Anyway, let's rock and roll!
Me: Hey guys miss me?
Damian: F*** off.
Dick: Damian mind your language.
Damian: You f*** off too, Grayson.
Me: Okay, let's all take a step back here! Let's see, Bruce you're turn.
Bruce: Why am I doing this?
Papparazzi by Lady Gaga
We are the crowd, we're c-comin' out
Got my flash on, it's true
Need that picture of you
It so magical, we'd be so fantastical
Leather and jeans, garage glamorous
Not sure what it means
But this photo of us it don't have a
price
Ready for those flashing light
'Cause you know that baby, I
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa, paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
I'll be your girl backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah, cause you're my rock star in between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes
Shadow is burnt, yellow dance and we turn
My lashes are dry, purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price, loving you is cherry pie
Cause you know that baby, I
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa, paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Real good, we dance in the studio
Snap, snap to that shit on the radio
Don't stop for anyone
We're plastic but we still have fun
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you
until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa, paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Me: Wowzers Brucie.
Bruce: Don't call me that.
Me: But I like it. *pouts for a second*
Damian: Oh stop whining you little-
Dick: We are not hearing the end of that sentence!
Me: Whatever. Jason you're up.
Jason: *sarcastically* Great.
Bleed Red by Ronnie Dunn
Let's say we're sorry 'fore it's too late
Give forgiveness a chance
Turn the anger into water
Let it slip through our hands
We all bleed red, we all taste rain
All fall down, lose our way
We all say words we regret
We all cry tears, we all bleed red
If we're fighting, we're both losing
We're just wasting our time
Because my scars, they are your scars
And your world is mine
You and I, we all bleed red, we all taste rain
All fall down, lose our way
We all say words we regret
We all cry tears, we all bleed red
Sometimes we're strong, sometimes we're weak
Sometimes we're hurt and it cuts deep
We live this life breath to breath
We're all the same, we all bleed red
Let's say we're sorry 'fore it's too late
We all bleed red, all taste rain
All fall down, lose our way
We all say words we regret
We all cry tears, all bleed red
Sometimes we're strong, sometimes we're weak
Sometimes we're hurt, it cuts deep
We live this life breath to breath
We're all the same, we all bleed red
Tim: Wow. Got some emotions pent up there, Jay?
Jason: Shut up.
Me: Okay moving on, Damian, you're up.
Damian: If it is Kesha again I refuse.
Me: Nope, it's not Kesha it's… oh God.
Dick: What?
Me: Damian I pity you.
Lollipop by MIKA
Spoken: Hey, what's the big idea?
Yo, Mika
Singing: I said, sucking too hard on your lollipop
Hey, love's gonna get you down
I said, sucking too hard on your lollipop
Hey, love's gonna get you down
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Or love's gonna get you down
I went walking in with my mama one day
When she warned me what people say
Live your life until love is found
'Cause love's gonna get you down
Take a look at the girl next door
She's a player and a down right bore
Jesus loves her, she wants more
Oh, bad girls get you down
Singing, sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Or love's gonna get you down
Mama told me what I should know
Too much candy gonna rot your soul
If she loves you, let her go
'Cause love only gets you down
Take a look at the boy like me
Never stood on my own two feet
Now I'm blue, as I can be
Oh, love couldn't get me down
Singing, sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Or love's gonna get you down
I went walking with my mama one day
When she warned me what people say
Live your life until love is found
Or love's gonna get you down
Singing, sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love
(Say love)
Say love
(Say love)
Or love's gonna get you down
Say love
(Say love)
Say love
(Say love)
Or love's gonna get you down
Mama told me what I should know
Too much candy gonna rot your soul
If she loves you, let her go
'Cause love only gets you down
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Whoa, oh, lollipop
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Whoa, oh, lollipop
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
Or love's gonna get you down
Say, sucking too hard on your lollipop
Hey, love's gonna get you down
(Lollipop)
Me: Argh!
Jason: Are you having a spaz attack or something?
Me: No! I HATE that song! It's too annoying.
Damian: Stop complaining, you brat.
Jason: *whispered to Tim* Like he's one to talk.
Me: Well, let's keep going. Jason, Dick, you're singing together.
Jason: I'm jumping for joy.
Dick: What are we doing?
Run Devil Run by Kesha
Dick: I always knew you were a bad boy
I used to think that it was cool
You took me down just like a Rob Roy
But now I'm coming after you
Jason: Run devil, run run, devil run run
Run devil devil run run
Dick: I never knew about your red horns
I never saw your evil scars
You used to be what I would live for
But then you went and stabbed my heart
Jason: The promises that you promised are about as real as an air guitar
So watch your back cuz I wanna steal your car
Dick: You better run, run, run, run, run
Jason: Cause there's gonna be some hell tonight
Dick: You better run, run, run, run, run
Jason: And that's the only thing I'm gonna say, hey
Both: I wish I'd known right from the start that I was dancing with the dark
You better run, run, run, run, run
Devil run run devil run run
Run devil devil run run
Jason: Now that you're living with the vampires
You better get yourself a gun *pulls out one of his guns*
I'll make ya sing just like a boy's choir
I'll string you up to have some fun
Dick: Run devil, run run devil run run
Run devil devil run run
Jason: You better run, run, run, run, run
Dick: Cause there's gonna be some hell tonight
Jason: You better run, run, run, run, run
Dick: And that's the only thing I'm gonna say, hey
Both: I wish I'd known right from the start
that I was dancing with the dark
You better run, run, run, run, run
Run devil, run run devil run run
Run devil devil run run
Dick: I'm throwing the trash, clearing the junk
I'm firing the cannon, your gonna get sunk
Jason: You better sail off to the seven seas
There's not enough room for you and for me
once again if you would please,
"There's not enough room for you and for me"
Dick: You better run, run, run, run, run
Jason: Cause there's gonna be some hell tonight
Dick: You better run, run, run, run, run
Jason: And that's the only thing I'm gonna say, hey
I wish I'd known right from the start
that I was dancing with the dark
Both: You better run, run, run, run, run
Run devil run run devil run run
Run devil devil run run
Jason: *whispering to Dick* Bet you that one was about the little Demon.
Dick: *frowns and whispers* That's not very nice.
Jason: Do I look like I give a sh**?
Me: Well if you two are done with your little pow-wow, Timmy, it's your turn.
Tim: God save me.
S.O.S by Rihanna
La la la, la la la, la la la la la, oh
(You know, I've never felt like this before)
Oh oh
La la la, la la la, la la la la la, oh
(This feeling's like so real)
Oh oh
I'm obsessive when just one thought of you comes up
And I'm aggressive, just one thought ain't close enough
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
I'm the question and you're of course the answer
Just hold me close boy cause I'm your tiny dancer
You make me shaken, I'm, never mistaken
But I can't control myself, got me calling out for help
S-O-S, please someone help me
It's not healthy for me to feel this
Y-O-U are making this hard
I can't take it, see it don't feel right
S-O-S, please someone help me
It's not healthy for me to feel this
Y-O-U are making this hard
You got me tossing and turning can't sleep at night
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind has got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind has got me losing it
I'm lost you got me looking for the rest of me
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it
Just your presence and I second guess my sanity
Yes, it's a lesson, it's unfair, you stole my vanity
My tummy's up in knots and when I see ya it gets so hot
My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find the lock
Take me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right
Take me I'ma put desire up in your arms tonight
I'm out with you ya got me he's over heels
Boy you got me hanging on the way you make me feel
S-O-S, please someone help me
It's not healthy for me to feel this
Y-O-U are making this hard
You got me tossing and turning can't sleep at night
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind has got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind has got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it
Boy, you know you got me feeling open
And boy, your love's enough with words unspoken
I said boy! I'm telling you, you got me open
I don't know what to do, it's true
I'm going crazy over you, I'm begging
S-O-S, please someone help me
It's not healthy for me to feel this
Y-O-U are making this hard
You got me tossing and turning can't sleep at night
This time please someone come and rescue me
Cause you on my mind has got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind has got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it
La la la, la la la, la la la la la, oh
Oh oh
La la la, la la la, la la la la la, oh
Oh oh
Me: Yay! That was great!
Dick: Nice job Timmy. *ruffles Tim's hair*
Tim: Aw Dick! *straightens hair back out.
Me: Okay that's all for now everyone! Please be sure to review and please leave some song suggestions!