Disclaimer: I don't own Pai, Kish, Sims 2, Crossroads, L'Antiquité, the Hades factor, or Bowleena, (She is indeed a real person to let you know) But The home made Wiz stuffy is mine, MINE I TELL YOU! MINE!
A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! MWHAHAHA! Ummm, can I get some, lightening and thunder here please? thunder is heard Thank you. MWHAHAHA! Ok now that that's out of my system, just to let you know L'Antiquité and Crossroads are some of the textbooks I use at school. And the blue popsicle remark and other inside jokes WILL be explained in the next chapter, unless you ask…;;;
"Paaaaaaaaaaaaai!" Everyone's FAVOURITE green-haired alien shouted while chucking random things in random directions randomly. Kish paused his throwing to read the line above. "Pretty random, eh?"
The authoress then chucked a Wiz stuffy (home-made of course) at said alien's head to remind him to get on with it. After promptly throwing the stuffy back Kish pauses to wonder what he had previously been doing before he had gotten so EASILY distracted, as normal. "I DO NOT GET EASIL- ooo, look a butterfly!" The authoress merely cocks an eyebrow.
"Humph! That was a one time thing! Now what was I doing…?" The clueless alien pondered this for a moment before a rather large text book smacked him in the head. "L'Antiquité?" He arched an eyebrow at the authoress. "What the heck does that mean?"
The authoress shrugged her shoulders. "How should I know?" The authoress crossed her arms stubbornly.
"Wellllllllll, it just so happens to have YOUR name in it so I thought it was yours." Kish read the authoress's name.
"It's the schools'"
"Same difference" The alien said. "I don't understand it any way; it's almost a whole other language to me."
"That's because it IS, you nork!"
"Nork?" The authoress then realised how off topic the conversation had gotten. "Just give it back." Kish then, abiding the authoress's wish, flung the textbook in the authoress's direction, meaning he carefully threw it precisely so it would hit her head. A loud THUNK is heard, then a loud cry of 'KISH I'M GOING KILL YOU'.
"Just continue doing what you were doing." The alien looked up from the steadily growing bruise he had on his arm that was from the textbook.
"What was I doing?"
"Jeeze, short term-memory loss or what? You were pestering Pai about something, while throwing stuff EVERYWHERE!" The authoress then gestured around the room that was now covered in random stuff.
"Oh god, not with the randomness again!" Kish yelled. "Just get on with it!" "All right, all right, now where was I? Oh yea, PAAAAAAI!" Pai looked up from the book he had been reading ever since Kish and the authoress had started yelling and throwing stuff.
"What?"
"Have you seen my magazine?"
"Which one?"
"My favourite one." "They're ALL your favourite." The elder alien gestured to numerous the large MOUNTAINS of magazines behind him.
"I checked there, it's not in THOSE piles." Pai looked slightly annoyed.
"Check your room." Kish walked down the hall to his room and opened the door and revealed …. A disaster area.
"…to put it bluntly Kish," The authoress took a BIG breath "your room looks like a stampede of elephants came through here and three hurricanes and five twisters and a couple dozen floods, AND perhaps a pack of rabid bunnies." The authoress then took a gasping breath to satisfy her lungs' dire need. The alien just shrugged.
"There's not enough time in a day to pester Ichigo and try to take over the world AND clean my room."
"You should at least scrape the mould off your walls before it comes to haunt you like poor Kagome." Kish looked up from prodding something that might have been a sock at some point, but was now like almost everything else in the room, covered in dust and green and purple mould.
"Who's Kagome?" The authoress shrugged
"It doesn't mater."
"Ok, Any how, how am I supposed to look for my precious magazine in THIS?" Kish flung his arms out for emphases. "Oh, AND CURSE THE FACT THAT I CAN'T HAVE AN EXCLAIMATION MARK AND A QUESTION MARK IN A ROW! HA!" The alien was then pelted with L'Antiquité and another textbook, Crossroads. "Crossroads?" The authoress ran up and snatched up the textbooks.
"I'm not going to let you read this one, knowing how off topic you'll get, besides, I need these for my homework that I'm currently putting off." The authoress walked back to the keyboard.
Suddenly a girl with glasses ran in yelling 'YAY FOR BLUE POPSICLES!' "Bowleena! What are YOU doing here? I thought you stuck to D N Angel fanfics?" The authoress desperately tried to free the poor Satoshi stuffie clutched in her arms. "I do, but since I told you that at school so much, I decided to come annoy you here, so YAY FOR OBSESSION!" The authoress ran over to Bowleena and smacked her on the head with a book called 'The Hades Factor' "Go back to your fic, Bowleena and hurry up and write your D N Angel fanfiction!" The authoress then shoved Bowleena out the door and slammed it shut. Kish looked at the clock and started laughed manically before realising that no one could hear him because he only existed in a computer right then. "It's nine PM so you can't avoid doing your homework any longer, so I don't have to clean my room until the next chapter!" Kish started laughing hysterically again, not caring that no one could hear him except for Pai and Tarto. "Could you possibly stop laughing and act sane for once? I'm trying to read a book!" Pai yelled from down the hall. Kish just continued to laugh manically, that is until he was hit by L'Antiquité, crossroads and the case for Sims 2.