Hello people! I had to rewrite this because it looked horrible.
ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND WONDERFUL SHADOWCHRONICLER666 AND HIS BLESSED PERMISSION TO ALLOW ME TO PUBLISH THIS SPINOFF. HIS AMAZING OC HAWK JUST LIGHTS UP MY DAY, EVERY DAY. THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH, SHADOW. YOU ARE AMAZING. YOU ARE WONDERFUL. YOU ARE THE SHIZ! I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH!
Anyway, hope you guys like it. I know I'm not going to get many reviewers, but that's okay. I'll update for you, Hylla!
Chapter One: The Beginning in the End
Meiko Kurosakura, or 'Crow,' sat with her bare feet up on the desk, her zanpaku-to in her hands. Mujo no Arashi hummed in her palms as she wiped the razor-sharp blade with an old rag. Her blue and green gaze lifted at the sound of the office door opening and Kuchiki Byakuya walked in. He said nothing, only grabbed a stack of paperwork and a fountain pen. Meiko smiled at him with dark, plump lips. "Hey icepick. How's it hangin'?"
Byakuya only glanced at her with a bored expression as he sat down at Meiko's desk. "I have told you before to call me by my title, Kurosakura-san." Meiko rolled her odd eyes, sheathing her sword and placing it on the desk. She reached into the folds of her short kimono and pulled out an old photo. After staring at it for a few seconds, she put it back. "So, icepick, what's on the agenda for today?" Meiko asked him. She took her feet off the desk and snatched her tea cup.
"You are supposed to be signing these weapons forms." An eye roll was all he got in response. "That means you should start now." the noble clarified. Meiko gave an exaggerated sigh and began working. The two were able to work in silence for about twenty minutes before someone knocked on the door. The door opened, and in came Soi Fon, trailed by Hanataro.
Soi Fon gave a short bow, followed by Hanataro doing the same, and began to speak. "Captain Kuchiki, we need you in the Main Square. More cargo has arrived." Byakuya responded with a curt nod as he made his way to the Main Square.
Upon his arrival, other captains turned to look his way before going back to their previous duties. There were six wooden crates on the floor. Byakuya signed off on them and opened one. Inside each of the crates were ten assault rifles. Picking one out of the crate, Byakuya spoke. "How were you able to retrieve this many? Won't their disappearance be noticed?" Soi Fon was going to reply, but she was stopped.
"They won't miss 'em, Byakuya." Hawk the Wanderer grabbed the rifle from his hands. "These were locked in storage. Forgotten." He was about to continue his explaination when someone glomped him. A female someone.
"Birdman! You're here!" Meiko exclaimed. Her thick chest was crushed against his face. Hawk pulled away and could only stare. What the hell was she doing down here? "Crow?! Where have you been?!" He picked her up in a bone crushing hug. "We've been looking for you!" Meiko gasped as the air was crushed from her lungs.
"Y-you can put me down now!" she managed to squeak. Hawk loosened his grip and set her on her feet. "Has icepick over there been giving you a hard time?" she cooed. Hawk rolled his eyes.
"You know each other?" Byakuya queried. Meiko nodded. Soi Fon took the pause as her turn to speak.
"How?"
Hawk chuckled nervously and rubbed the back of his neck. "Well...uh...you see, we were in the Royal Guard together..." Everyone gaped at them. Whispers and a scoff or two filled the air. Meiko broke it with her loud, airy voice. "Wait a god damned minute!" When all eyes were on her, she spoke quieter. "Did anyone take my position yet?" Hawk shook his head.
"No. You weren't declared dead yet." Meiko nodded at this. "Anyway, there's work to do." Another nod. She regained her seriousness and motioned for him to follow. "Come on. Let me give you the grand tour." Opening two very large oak doors, she said, "Welcome to Shutter Box. I hope you enjoy your stay."
After Meiko gave Hawk the "Grand Tour," she led him into hers and Byakuya's office. They were ten minutes into a philosophical conversation about women's underwear when Byakuya walked in. He only glanced at them. 'These two...are having a serious conversation about women's underclothing. And here I thought Renji was strange...' Both looked to the quiet noble with an expression that he could not name. "Please do not mind me. I am only trying to do my work. Maybe you should try it, Kurosakura-san." he said sarcastically. Meiko glared hotly at him.
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm filling him in on the important details of my fine establishment." she nearly snapped. Byakuya gave her a blank look.
"By important details, do you mean women's underclothes?" he asked dryly. Both Meiko and Hawk blushed slightly. He was right. Hawk just shook his head to rid the coloring from his face. "You guys, I think it's time for me to go. Dante and Marcus are out there and I don't want to keep them waiting. So, if you don't mind, I'll be taking my leave now." Before he could leave, Meiko grabbed his cloak. "Marcus and Dante?! They're here too?!" she shouted. Hawk nodded weakly. Meiko continued. "Take me to them!"
"Go look for them yourself!"
"No! You take me! I don't know where they are!"
"It's your place!"
Meiko smirked at him. "Oh, I know. They're in the Main Square and you don't want to go there because...Soi Fon's there! You have a crush on her!" Hawk sputtered and glared at her.
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Admit it!"
"Fuck you, Crow!"
The woman's smirk grew wider. "Buy me dinner first, birdman."
Byakuya was done with this. These two were being unnecessarily loud. In a tiny fit of anger, Byakuya slammed his palms on the surface of his desk. Meiko and Hawk jumped, looking over to where the noise came from. They stared at the noble in shock. "Will the two of you please be quiet. If you find that difficult, then leave my office." Not wanting to risk angering him further, they quietly shuffled out of the office. Once the door closed behind them Byakuya sighed and his shoulders slumped over. How could one woman be so damn annoying?
(1) Mujo no Arashi: Hateful Storm
Thank you guys for reading. I would like to thank ShadowChronicler666 for allowing me to use his OC Hawk in here. I'll update when I can!
And...
The reason why I decided to rewrite this is because it was moving too fast. I needed to tone down a little. I mean, there was going to be sex in the third chapter! Normally, that wouldn't bother me, but this is a full blown story. It's not going to have like 8 chapters. More like 15 or 20.