Rap, to me, is really nothing more than words put to a beat. Nas and Eminem are the only exceptions in my opinion. So please, nobody takes these lyrics offensively, and I'm not promoting drug-use. This is just for kicks.
Disclaimer: THE GAMES MENTIONED AIN'T #$%# MINE!!
The Real Cid Highwind
Shera: May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Cid Highwind please stand up?
(Sigh)
I repeat
Will the real Cid Highwind please stand up?
Cid: (stands up, flips everyone off)
Shera: (to some random crew member).......We're going to have a problem here.
Cid: Sheeeet, ya'll act like you ain't never seen a badass pilot before
Jaws drop on the floor
Like Riku and Sora just bust through the door
And started whoopin' his ass
Worse than before
With much more force
Throwin' him over furniture
Sora: Ack!
Cid: I'm the baddest $#%$#-
Yuffie: Uh, no way, are you kidding?
He didn't just say what I think he did,
Did he?
Cid: And Sephiroth says----
Nothing, you dumbasses!
Sephiroth's dead!
He's locked in my airship!
Cloud: Ha ha!
Cid: Those Shinra bitches luv da cap'n
Eiko: Moogle!
Moogle!
Moogle!
Heidegger: Cid Highwind, I'm sick of him
Look at him
Flying around
Smoking his you-know-what
Flipping his you-know-who
Scarlet: Yeah, but he's so rugged though! .
Cid: Yeah, I'm probably gonna die of cancer
But it's not like that's new
And it's no worse
Than what goes on in Kuja's bedroom!
Kuja: I'm so pretty.....
Cid: Sometimes I wanna piss off Cloud
And let hell broke loose
And can't
But it's cool for Kuja
To prance around like a frickin' goose!
Zidane: His laugh is frickin' lame
And his clothes put me to shame
And if I'm lucky
I'll kill him by the end of this frickin' game
Red XIII: And this is the message
That we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to notice
All those thongs in FFX
Cid: Of course they gonna know what blood and gore is!
By the time they hit 4th grade
They've got all the Mortal Kombats, don't they?
We ain't nuthin' but dumb jerks
(looks at Vincent)
Well, some of us are ex-Turks
Whose claws turn obsessive fangirls into bratwurst
But if we can hunt down Sephiroth
While listening to rock
Then there's no reason that Cait Sith should even be brought
But if ya feel like I feel
I got the antidote
Roll a joint and smoke it up
Sing the chorus
Selphie: And it goes----!
Tidus and Zell: He's Cid Highwind
Yes, he's da real shit
And all you other Cids
Just ain't as bad as him
So won't the real Cid Highwind
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
(repeat chorus)
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So, enjoy?
Review and lemme know how ya feel, an' I'll do the next verse, ya heard?
I'm out.
Peace!