DumbClan:
Stupidstar—a tom that has -6 lives left
Hardhead—a deputy-like tom with a soft, squishy head and face
Herbherb—a medicine-catty she-cat who loves mallow and hoards it
Cakenom—a tom cat who looks like a cat
Potatoshine—a fat potatoey tom
Meowcat—a tom who has a prophecy about spiky things coming to invade and destroy StoopidClan
Meowcat's Orange Tarbosaurus—Meowcat's mate, a bright orange Tarbosaurus
Donutbagel—a tom who really likes donuts and bagels and can turn anything into a donut or bagel
Starhope—a really small, weak, blind, tiny, crippled mute she-cat with a star marking and powers; was sent by DummyClan and is perfect and beautiful
Normalcat—an insane, multi-coloured, neon, winged, spontaneously and randomly shape-shifting, loud tom
Seeableinvisibility—an invisible she-cat that everyone can see
Jayfeathertail —a tom that looks like whatever the closest cat is thinking about, is usually nothing
Notactuallyleaderstar—a she-cat who isn't really leader
I'macat—a caribou that everyone thinks is a cat
Verylargesize—a she-cat about the size of a squirrel and is very large
Unicornhappiness—a she-cat with a golden sparkly unicorn horn
Itfur—a cat
Explosionboom—a tom who is nitrokinetic, which means he can explode whenever he wants and recover instantly
Failtail- a white tom with black stripes whose tail has a mind and voice of its own
Tailfail- Failtail's tail
Horsedog—a rat that thinks he is a cat, but who everyone else thinks is a guinea pig
Fancymoustache—a young well-groomed warrior who is cursed to always have to wear a tuxedo, bowtie, top hat and monocle and never be able to take it off, and also to have a moustache
Followthecodepaw—a she-cat who is very strict about the Stoopid code and will smack you over the head with a wooden spoon, or if you go far, cover you with fluffy bunnies if you break the Stoopid code
Iwillkilleverypaw—an evil she-cat whose plan is to kill all butterflies to make the Clan sad
Butterspaw—a butterfly happiness tom
Piepaw—a she-cat who really loves pie and gains the power to make grass float and spin out of control if she eats something that tastes like pie
Pawpaw—a tom who is a main character in the story as well as a tom
Powerpaw—a Gary-stu tom with lots of powers and stuff
Toastface- a she-cat with a piece of toast around her neck who looks exactly like the cat on the cover image (mother of Explosionboom's kits, Leaderkit, Marysuekit, StoopidClankit and Psychokit)
Miss Fluffy Mittens- a fluffy she-cat with a bow around her neck (mother of Donutbagel's kits, Minecraftobsessionkit, Thekit and Deadkit)
Leaderkit—a tom who thinks he is leader
Marysuekit—a she-cat who is mean, rude and bites cats
StoopidClankit—a kit
Psychokit—a kit who is really insane
Minecraftobessionkit—a green she-kit who always carries a pickaxe and knows she is obsessed with some computer game but can't figure it out
Thekit—a tom
Deadkit—a dead tom
Reallyold—a relatively young elder she-cat whose name was Reallyold since she became a warrior
Herpderp—an incredibly old derpy she-cat who is actually secretly -14.467 years old
Leafpelt- a brown tabby tom with yellow eyes
Living Organisms and Things Outside the Clan
Spiky things—a group of vicious plush toys
Rock
Another rock
Log
Bush
Leaf
Clouds
Stone
Tree
Pebble
Volcano
Banana
Electric fence
Carrot
Lamborghini Sesto Elemento
Small jet fighter
Convenient TARDIS
Many poles
Very tall blade of grass
Giant pumpkin
Many laptops, TVs, and other technology cats shouldn't have but do anyways
A lot of numbats
A friendly dolphin who dies in the prologue
The Killer Bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
So many pies
A plastic credit card that is not in this story
The author/narrator/interrupter (AN: I DO NOT INTERRUPT!)
One disclaimer for each chapter that says, "I (TimeSpaceInfinity) do not own Warriors, Erin Hunter has all copyright to it."
A crater
A flag
A brick
Mars bars
Curiosity the Mars rover
Some people at NASA
Halley's Comet
The Sun
Mars
The Moon
A pickle