JarJar Binks on crack
Chapter 1
Qui-gon gin: JarJar I want you to try my new invention
JarJar: misa want to know what it is
Qui-gon gin: It's a wonderful, and not of the darkside
JarJar garbs the bottle and drinks it
Blink Blink
Qui-gon gin: wellllllllll
JarJar: speaks insanely fast misa want to take more dammit, give me more and more and more shithead
Qui-gon gin: I don't have anymore
JarJar: Liar
JarJar Grabs out Qui-gon gin's light saber and sticks it through his balls slowly and painfully
Qui-gon gin: deeply in pain I need that to have sex, you stupid gungan turd
JarJar: Where is all the crack
Qui-gon gin is lying on the ground dead
One Year later….
JarJar: misa when is this going to wear off its been one year and I still need more crack
Anakin: I'm now in the council and they gave me a free package of crack
JarJar: Slow motion Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
JarJar jumps for the crack but instead lands on Anakin in a weird position
Anakin: JarJar have you turned to the darkside of the sex
JarJar: misa say Hell no I just want the crack
Samurai Jack: Acuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Anakin and JarJar: What the Fuck are you doing here
Samurai Jack: Oh I was just working on the pluming and Acu popped out of your toilet cover in shit
JarJar grabs his sword
Samurai Jack: Talking very confident that sword was made by my ancestors and it can not kill the pur……..
JarJar cut off his head laughing
Anakin: WTF