Characters:

Riley—Our plucky heroine, silly, earnest, studious, caring. She is one of those people who always looks for the best in the situation and in others and remains perpetually upbeat, since this is TV and not real life, she never gets stepped on, hurt, betrayed, let down, disappointed or killed outright.

Disadvantaged Girl Maya—Riley's best friend and rebellious sidekick, the alpha bitch of the show. Street smart, kind of tomboyish, and endlessly in "one of those moods" because she comes from a broken home. This is her "disadvantage" and everyone and everything reminds her so at every available opportunity. She tries to hide the fact that she is disadvantaged while simultaneously trying to take advantage of her disadvantage as well. Her parents are divorced and she frequently is attached at the hip to Riley.

Mr. Matthews—Riley's dad and both Riley and Maya's teacher. He is the honest, caring, extremely tolerant and fun kind of teacher that really doesn't exist in real life. Puts up with all of Riley's and Maya's in-class antics for some reason. Tries to teach in a creative manner, like Riley he believes people can't be bad and can only be good and yet again this never bites him in the ass as this is TV.

Farkle—Farkle is a friend of Riley and Maya, he is one of those people who is really smart yet totally socially inept and blisteringly eccentric. He flirts helplessly with girls who mock him. He is very studious, nerdy, and goofy. In terms of world events, he knows the score.

Note: Due to the adult language and situations present in this fan fiction, everyone will be a 16-year-old high schooler (except the adults obviously) instead of a middle schooler as they are on the show.