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Summary: Oh my God! What's this? All of a sudden, a little boy called Sakura as her mother! Oh dear Lord, how would a certain raven-haired act to this? SasuSaku

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Chapter 1: Okaa-san! Otou-san!

Many said, that you shouldn't make an Uchiha mad, or else… Your life will be like living hell! But, the question is… Could Sasuke actually do that to Sakura? Well let's find out shall we?

Sakura and Sasuke were just walking at the streets. They're seventeen, and how much they've grown! They were walking casually, seems like they're heading for the training grounds.

When…

"Okaa-san!" (Mother!)

Sakura and Sasuke turned. A little boy, with brown hair and blue eyes yelled, running over to the two. The little boy suddenly pounced and Sakura, and on the floor they went.

"Okaa-san! Okaa-san! Whee!" The little boy cheered.

Sakura supported her body, with her elbows. "Wha-?" She could only react, while Sasuke… well let's say he's too dumb-founded with his plate-sized eyes, and three-foot length jaw.

"Err, um… little guy, I'm not your mother. See?" Sakura pointed to her face, the little boy stared at her for a while, but then a huge smile crept across his face. "OKAA-SAN! Hai! Hai! Okaa-san Kirei!" (Mother! Yes! Yes! Mother pretty/neat/nice) The lad yelled.

"Whoa! Whoa! Hey tiger, I'm not your mother. Not. Your. Mother." Sakura made big gestures so the little boy would understand but…

"Okaa-san? Iie?" (Mother? No?) The boy's eyes watered.

"Oh… Don't cry!" Sakura tried to calm the boy, but it didn't seem to understand her. Sakura sighed. "Naku na!" (Don't cry!) She said.

"Onamae wa?" (What's your name?)Sakura asked.

"Haru…" The lad answered.

Sakura looked over to Sasuke, he has regained his composure, but in those pockets… are his clutched fists.

Sakura carried the little boy in her arms. It would be no use, if she left him, her conscience would kill her.

"Hey, Sasuke-kun… Who do you-… Who do you think are the parents of this little guy?" Sakura asked.

"Well, it said it's you. Why deny it?"

"Excuse me! I haven't done… er… I DON'T OWN THIS BOY!" Sakura blushed. "I'm a complete… you know!" Sakura said, still with that blush of hers.

But still, Sasuke was… He doesn't know, but he felt like… he's furious about finding out Sakura has a son!.. Even though it wasn't hers. He just doesn't get it! Why would he fell mad about it? It's not like he doesn't want Sakura to be with someone else, right?

"Okaa-san! Doko?" (Mother! Where?)

"Hm? Dare?" (Who?)

"Otou-san!" (Father)

Sakura blushed. Oh damn, who's the father? She didn't know. "OTOU-SAN!" Sakura sensed that tone. It means, he's gonna cry. "Iie! Iie! (No! No!) Shh, shh, shh… Naku na! (Don't cry!)"

"Uh…" Sakura looked around, and then pointed to Sasuke. "Soko! Otou-san!" (There! Father!)

"Otou-san?" The boy stared at Sasuke for a while and then he frowned. "IIE!" (No!)

Sasuke frowned slightly. But, he just can't get rid the emotion he's feeling… It seems like… He wants that boy to be his. Or more importantly, he wants Sakura to be his! But…

NO! NO! I shouldn't be thinking of those wonderful things… Sasuke's stopped denying it, Jesus!

I MEAN… Those… revolting things. His tone in his head seems like, he's forced to say that.

"Otou-san! Soko!" (Father! There!) Sakura pointed to Sasuke again, Haru shook his head vigorously. "Yoma-kun!" (Monster) Haru blabbered.

WHAT! The greatest Sasuke? Called a monster? By a baby? Oh that's too good to be true.

Sasuke glared at Har, but he was just rewarded with an innocent smile and another… "YOMA-KUN!"

Sasuke sighed, he can't do anything about it anyway.

All of a sudden, "OTOU-SAN!" The youngster yelled, tugging onto Sakura's hair. "Itai!… Hai, hai." (Ow!… Yes, yes! )" Sakura stared at where Haru's pointing. She gasped…

"N-… Naruto-baka?" Sakura muttered.

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Next Chapter: Because I love her!

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SAKURA!" Sasuke yelled, pulling Naruto by his collar.

"Hey, dude! We didn't do it! I'm telling you!" Naruto said nervously.

Sakura had a worried look now. "Naruto-baka's right, Sasuke-kun. This child isn't mine! Haru might be just… confused."

"Oh, right!" Sasuke replied sarcastically. "Why would he mistake you as his mother! Is it because his mother also has pink hair and green eyes? Come on, Sakura! You're the only one who has pink hair!"

Tears started to threaten to fall. "S-Sasuke-kun… This isn't mine… P-Please b-believe me!" She pleaded. After long moments, Sasuke sighed.

"Why do you even care, Sasuke-teme?" Naruto asked, with his hands at the back of his neck. "It's not like you care."

"I CARE!" Sasuke answered rudely.

"Oh yeah! And why's that?" Naruto asked, inwardly grinning. He knows Sasuke has a secret that he's not telling to Sakura.

Sasuke wasn't thinking now. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"

Sakura gasped.

Ayame had a dreamy look.

Naruto grinned.

Kakashi smirked.

Asuma's cigarette fell.

Haru giggled.

And Sasuke cursed silently.