A/N: Ello peps! For new people who read my stuff yeah I can be random and I have developed an obsession over the G1 autobot Bluestreak I have also resently obtained a duck which I named Bluestreak. He doesn't like me much But I have had him less than a day. Bumblebee my Pekin duck keeps trying to eat my hair and crawling on me. Also because they're in the bathroom conected to my room I have to watch them. They don't quack they peep too so I'm going to be up all night *sighs* Also I can draw chevrons! Woot! I'm so happy! Small things amuse me XD. Not Bob named hers I'mma and Firin' mah lazer. They both react to their names XD Also sorry Not Bob I'm posting this and naming it now...

Pairings: onesided lots of peopleXBumblebee

Disclaimor: I do NOT own Transformers animated. I do own a two ducks named Bluestreak and Bumblebee I had to write an essay on ducks to get them :P

Warnings: Slash! Randomness! And lack of imaginitivity :D

"Not Bob signing in

NekoInAhat signing in

Not Bob: Hi Neko!

NekoInAhat: Hiya sister!

Not Bob: I told you not to call me sister on this! Now you ruined my secret identity TToTT

NekoInAhat: *.* It was all part of my plan.

Megatron_Is_De_Best signing in

NekoInAhat: Megs what happened to your screen name?

Megatron_Is_De_Best: Lugnut changed it.

Not Bob: Why did he change it! It was de best!

Megatron_Is_De_Best: I don't know I think User_name_nuber_1256 was fine.

NekoInAhat: Yeah it was at least Blitzwing didn't change it to The_Awesomely_Perverted_Sexy_Megatron again.

Not Bob: XD LOL I loved that one!

Star_player signing in

Not Bob: Run Bumblebee Megatron is on!

NekoInAhat: He can't do anything that bad! All he can do is have chat room sex it's like phone sex!

Miley_Cirus_Would_Kick_Justin_Beiber's_Butt signing in

Megatron_Is_De_Best: So Bumblebee what are you wearing?

Miley_Cirus_Would_Kick_Justin_Beiber's_Butt: Megatron if you come near Bumblebee one more time I will kill you.

Not Bob: I got a video of the last time it was awesome!

NekoInAhat: Especially when metarinal Optimus kicked all of the Decepticon's butts!

Not Bob: Yeah but it was a little cramped with both of us in there but I think Prowl was in there too.

NekoInAhat: No it was Wasp... and Swindle he sold videos later that day. Didn't he have a whole tripod in there?

Waspinator_Rule signing in

I'm_scared signing in

Not Bob: Yeah! Skywarp you came! I knew you would!

NekoInAhat: Of course you where threating his Teddy Bear with a spork!

Not Bob: Oh yeah. I hope the bears alright I didn't mean to poke him! Is he off life suport yet?

I'm_Scared: *whimpers*

Star_Player: Hey Bossbot is there supposed to be jets flying this close to the base?

Miley_Cirus_Would_Kick_Justin_Beiber's_Butt: What do they look like?

Not Bob: OMG I'm going to be over there with my camera ASAP!

Not Bob signing out

Star_Player: One freak gone a lot to go but seriously there is a jet flying outside of the base.

I_Rule signing out

I_Rule: Bumblebee I can see you.

Not Bob signing in

Not Bob: Seriously you just came to mooch internet and stalk Bumblebee :P

NekoInAhat: Yeah mooch buddy!

Miley_Cirus_Would_Kick_Justin_Beiber's_Butt: Are you in the vents again?

NekoInAhat: The vents are warm! :D And I can see Bumblebee! Oh and there goes Ratchet!

Not Bob: Tell Ratchet to sign in! I want to see his screen name. Wasp has been awful quiet what have I been doing.

Waspinator_Rule: Waspinators name not Wasp Waspinators name Waspinator. The vents are warm.

Not Bob: O great more stalkers. Now all we need is Lockdown to come and kidnap Bumblebee then I need to play Snow White Queen.

NekoInAhat: Both those things are in progress!

Not Bob: Yeah I do hear Snow White Queen! Wait where's Lockdown?

NekoInAhat: Um... coming out of the Shadows.

Everyone: ...

NekoInAhat: Now he's behind Bumblebee! Watch out Bumblebee. Oh hi Swindle!

Give_Me_Your_Credits: this might just make me richer than the Megatron incident #1832r23!

Not Bob: I remember that incident! How did you get so many angles in.

I'm_Scared: I don't like being a camera man.

Not Bob: Wow. Swindle how much was his nose bleeding when he gave you the tap.

I'm_Scared: I lost too much blood.

Not Bob: Nice I too lost half a gallon of blood then Tucker's kid came and drank the blood then Ratchet came and talked about the kids futear career options.

Star_Player: O Primus! Where are you touching! Someone come and help me! 6fytvgh bjn

Star_Player is about to be raped! :D

Not Bob: Man to I love Teletran 2.

NekoInAhat: Much nicer than Teletran 1.

Everyone: Mh hmm.

Omege_Supreme signing in

I'm_Too_Old_For_This_Slag signing in.

Not Bob: Omega supreme boring name Ratchet funny.

Star_Player: O dear Primus somebot help me!

NekoInAhat: I'mma firin' mah lazer! Blaaaaaaaaargh!

Not Bob: That's my line!

Uber_Creepy_Stalkerman signing in

Uber_Creepy_Stalkerman: Was that really necesary?

NekoInAhat: I'mma firin' mah lazer again because juu questioning mah authorita! Blaaaaaargh! Boom!

Not Bob: Sassafras! Sassafraaaaas!

Miley_Cirus_Would_Kick_Justin_Beiber's_Butt: O dear Primus somebot gave her root beer again.

Not Bob: Hey creepy stalker man guess what 3

Uber_Creepy_Stalkerman: What?

Not Bob: Sassafrasman away!

I'm_Too_Old_For_This_Slag: Not Bob put down my tools! I'm too old for this.

Not Bob: Sassafrasman away!

Star_Player: Megatron I think I may just prefer you over Lockdown...

Uber_Creepy_Stalkerman: O come on bee you know you liked it.

UbEr_CrEePy_StAlKeRmAn: sassafras man... AWAY!

Star_Player: You freaking molested me then Neko shoot shoop dah whoop breathe out of the vent!

NekoInAhat: The vents are really toasty now :3:

UbEr_CrEePy_StAlKeRmAn: Feel the wrath of Sassafras man!

I'm_Too_Old_For_This_Slag: Not Bob you do know you are a FEMALE

UbEr_CrEePy_StAlKeRmAn: Sassafrasman knows no gender! Sassafrasman! Away!

Uber_Creepy_Stalkerman: Sorry Not Bob stole my laptop.

Not Bob: Sassafras 0.0

Miley_Cirus_Would_Kick_Justin_Beiber's_Butt: No! No more root beer for you!

Not Bob: Sas-sassafras T.T You shale fear the wrath of Sassafras man!

Big_Head_Little_Body signing in

Star_Player: Hi BulkHead.

Tree_Huggerz_Suck signing in

Tree_Huggerz_Suck: Who changed my screen name.

Star_Player + Not Bob + NekoInAhat + Swindle: *snickers* :D

Justin_Beiber_Would_Kick_Miley_Cirus's_Butt signing in.

Miley_Cirus_Would_Kick_Justin_Beiber's_Butt: You are STILL wrong Soundwave.

Not Bob: Your bothe rong. Nickleback Band aver and he cude bete up bothe of them.

NekoInAhat: Your spell cheack broke didn't it? Besides they both think they suck they just are betting which one would win. The winner would be Elmo walking in with a machine gun and screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP then filling them both with lead and holes :D

Not Bob:My spell cheack broke so im leving. And i found more root beer. SASSAFRASMAN SHALL RETERN! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA! SASSAFRAS MAN... AWAY!

Not Bob signing out.

NekoInAhat: Not half so threating when the spelling is wrong. I'm going to go find her.

NekoInAhat signing out." Said a mysterous voice.