Hello fan fiction readers! The dark icon writers has started another story. This time we've strayed away from the anime to american cartoons. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: The dark icon does not own The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, The Fairly Odd Parents, Hey Arnold or Battle Royal in any way, shape, shape, or form.
Prologue
"Where are these…what are we looking for in outer space again Jimmy," a husky looking boy with coke bottle glasses asked.
"Ice crystals Carl," a boy with fudge shaped hair answered, "I've modified the rocket to store the crystals while Goddard collects them, isn't that right boy?" A mechanized dog barked happily and wagged its tail. "And with these crystals," he continued, "I'll be able to make the perfect ice cream! Ice cream so cold it never melds, but not too cold to give you brain freeze!"
"Hazar," a third boy shouted, holding an action figure that looked like a knock off version of superman, the toy however, did appear to be manly while wearing purple. Wait a second, three kids riding a rocket through outer space? What sorcery is this?
"Jimmy Neutron, Ultra lord commands you to make ice cream and watch the Ultra lord Show," the kid with the action figure said.
"Mmmm," Carl started, "I can't wait! I'll put fudge and nuts and bananas and strawberries and barbecue sauce and-" The other two kids froze and stared at their hefty friend. "Don't knock it until you try it."
"I'm not gonna try it! It's nasty," the kid with the action figure said.
"Is not Sheen!"
"Would the two of you cut it out?" Jimmy had had enough. He was use to bickering between him and his friends, but arguing over ice cream toppings? Surely our genius friend was higher than that. "Besides, the best toppings are caramel and sprinkles." Carl and Sheen protested as the rocket entered the Milky Way.
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"Sir, a target has been started," a young man said tapping away at an interface screen. A few seconds later a video feed of Jimmy's rocket appeared in front of a middle aged man in a captain's chair.
"Jimmy Neutron," the captain said with a frown, "says here he's a genius of extraordinary talent. What is this, a nerd fest?"
"What do you mean sir?"
"There was thebald kid, and the girl with the blue sweater and glasses?"
"It's a shame sir."
"Damn right it is! Oh well, beam him board to the chamber."
"Right sir"
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"Goddard, what's wrong boy," Jimmy asked. Goddard was whimpering while staring at a rather large asteroid. All of a sudden a white beam shot out from it. "Performing evasive maneuvers!" Jimmy swerved the rocket towards the left, missing the beam. He then flew wildly through the asteroid belt.
"What is that thing Jimmy," Carl screamed.
"I don't know, and we're not staying to find out!" He bobbed and weaved around a couple of more asteroids. What ever was chasing him had led them to another large asteroid. Jimmy ducked to the bottom left, right into one of the beams.
"It's pulling us in," Carl yelled. To say that he was panicking would be an understatement.
"Relax Carl," Sheen said, his legs stretched over the side of the rocket, "Jimmy will get us out of here, right?" Jimmy was furiously tapping away at buttons and the steering wheel. "right, Jimmy," Sheen asked again. Everyone in the rocket was pushed back when the beam started to pull them at full force, a moment later they were outside of a fairly large ship. A pod door opened, the rocket was pulled into it. Inside the pod door closed, a few vents opened, and gas leaked through. Jimmy felt light headed, every thing was getting hazy. The last thing Jimmy remembered was seeing Goddard's face.