Once there was this kid who
'twas always in the shadows, man that just cannot be cool
Eventually, he found out his rat
Was some psycho evil Dark Wizard...
They said that it was for
the fact that he was a huge wuss-boy...

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Once there was this girl who
Always stayed in the library whilst the other girls gave guys the poon
'Cause when, guys saw her smile
Her teeth were about the size of Rhode Island
She couldn't quite explain why
she teeth were always so....big....


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But both girl and boy were okay
'Cause one of their friends, had a life that was real gay

Cause then there was this kid whose
Parents were killed by Voldemort, Damn, I didn't have them in the Dead Pool
Now, when he went to his school
He had to fight their killer many times
He never can explain that
He doesn't have a death wish

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