Hi there, fanfiction writers. I was in a depressed mood again today, after a torturous hour in Economics, and I thought of "No Good Deed", so I wrote a parody. Warning: Depressing.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Please protect me, save me, help me, never leave me, please protect me

Please protect me, save me, help me, never leave me, please protect me

Let my shell not be pierced, let my tears leave no stain

When I hear them, let me feel no pain

Let my spirit never break and however they try

To destroy me, I must never die, I must never cry

Please protect me, save me, help me, never leave me, please protect me

Please protect me, save me, help me, never leave me, please do, protect me-

Oh, what good can I do now, I don't even know what I'm saying!

I don't even know how I should try to keep my life

My friends, where are you?

Leaving me torn and bleeding

Just another tragic try, for me to die

No good deed is unpunished

No helping hand and work is unresented

No good deed is unpunished

That's all I know

My path of daydreamed tales led where those dreams always lead

No good deed is unpunished

Leave me...

Leave my feelings...

I'm numbened

I'm numbened

One possibility

It hurts, it hurts so to mention

Did I just want to make good, or did I want attention

If that's all my good is when looked at with a skeptic eye

If that's all that good is, maybe that's the reason why...

No good deed is unpunished

All helping hands and work are resented

No good deed is unpunished

I did mean well, but look at what that has done

Well, it's enough, so be it, I don't care now

Let the world be agreed, I'm numbened through and through

Cause I could not succeed

In letting me feel pain

I promise not a day, will go by when I feel hurt, ever again

Not a day, will hurt me...

Again!

Please, do review, but not if it's sympathy. I know I'm writing very depressing oneshots, but I don't want people to feel sorry for me.