Please note that this story is the sequel of Everyday Is Crazy, I hope you read that one before joining us on this one, or else this isn't going to make any sense.

The amount of reviews for part one was crushing! I hope I didn't disappoint your expectations!

Back to normal? Try again

Chilly was gone, along with Jayfeather. She had been gone two weeks, and the avengers missed her. Even Tony, (But he didn't let anyone know because he threw a party after she left.) But it was Bowtie and Loki who were most depressed about it. Sure, they did their jobs, they fought supervillains and stuff, but things were just too quiet without the fangirl running around and causing a mess. Loki was unsure what to do in his free time in between villains, he didn't have anyone to train with using magic. He didn't feel the need to practice with any of the other avengers mostly because none of them could use magic and it wouldn't be a fair fight.

Bowtie never seemed to leave Loki's side, much like Jayfeather hadn't left Chilly's. Bowtie always had Loki's back in battle and Loki had his. Bruce thought it was because Loki and Bowtie were both saved by Chilly. But Loki insisted that they were fine and just looked after each other in battle like teammates should.

Tony called Loki out on that lie when Loki had just watched and smiled as Tony was getting beat by some Doombots.

But things were finally getting back to normal for the avengers. Even though by the third week normal was reporters constantly bothering everyone about why Loki had suddenly become an avenger and if there was the threat of another chitauri invasion. Though SHIELD had repeatedly tried to reassure everyone that Loki really was on their side and there were no more chitauri. A few more weeks past before something interesting happened.

"Everyone suit up, Amora has been spotted in the park, she fighting Viper." Tony told the other avengers. They all hoped to their feet,

"Why are they fighting? I thought they were working together last I heard." Clint said.

"Who knows? Maybe they had a disagreement on who looked best." Tony joked, but they all hurriedly put on their outfits and were on route to the park were the two were said to be fighting.

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Viper threw another dagger before jumping out of the way from the fireball that Amora had thrown. Viper then swung up onto a tree and out of the way of more fire. Amora raced after Viper, not wanting her prey to escape. Pulling out her whip, Viper tried to catch Amora but the Asgardian was too quick. Amora jumped into a tree to pursue.

Why were they fighting? It really quite simple. They were fighting over which one of them would be winning the beauty pageant next week.

"Come back here mortal!" Amora screeched at Viper, Amora then used magic to teleport right behind Viper and pushed her off the high branch she was on, Viper would have fallen but she used her whip to swing to another tree.

"Do you really believe that you could win?" Amora yelled at Viper. "You with your scared face?"

"At least I could get a man if I wanted too!" Viper yelled back. "You can't even get Thor to like you, doesn't that tell you anything?" Both girls seethed, before they could re engage, Tony Stark in his Iron Man suit flew right in between them.

"Ladies, ladies, lets calm down. I'm here now, what's the problem?" Tony said.

"Out of my way Stark." Viper hissed, "This is between us, it is of none of your concern."

"When you decided to take this cat fight out in public and started burning down trees, thats when you made it our business." As Tony said this, the quinjet touched down and Thor flew to Stark's side.

"Amora." Thor growled, Amora smirked.

"Hello my love."

"You two are coming with us," The Iron Man suit then pointed weapons at both of the women.

"Stark," Amora said suddenly, "If you were to date one of us, who would you choose?"

"I- What?" Tony was confused.

"Would you date me or Viper? Its really not hard." Amora smiled, A sigh was heard.

"Really Amora? You would never go out with Stark even if he wanted to." Loki stood on the tree behind Amora, looking bored but ready to fight if necessary. Amora frowned,

"Loki, I had heard that you join the team of mortals, but I didn't believe it until now." Loki rolled his eyes,

"Don't you watch the news?"

"You know I don't like to see mortals more than necessary." Amora said and Loki shrugged his shoulders.

"What are you doing here Enchantress?" Loki asked and Amora looked furious once again.

"The mortal Viper thinks she would win in a contest of looks against me."

"Thats what this is about?" Tony said incredulously, "You two were fighting over who looked better?" He couldn't believe it. He had been right.

"Yes, she actually thought she could beat me in the beauty pageant on the upcoming Saturday."

"Why are you entering a beauty pageant?" Tony wanted to know.

"Its really not important." Amora said.

"If you two got in a fight this big over it, then yeah, its important." Tony said. "Viper, why would you-" But when Tony turned to look at Viper, she was gone. Slipped away while they had been talking to Amora.

"Where'd she go?"

"Looks like its time to go." Amora smirked again before jumping off the branch she was on. Wolf Bowtie lunged for her but was too slow. A portal opened up on the ground. Amora fell into it and it closed up behind her. The avengers had just lost two villains right out from under their nose. Bowtie pawed at the ground where Amora went through and growled annoyedly.

"What just happened?" Tony said as the other showed up, Bruce had decided to stay at the tower. Loki jumped down from the tree and Tony and Thor landed.

"Why were they fighting?" Clint asked them.

"They were arguing over who would be winning a beauty pageant on Saturday." Everyone was confused, they haven't heard of anything like that happening on Saturday.

"Those two are powerful villains, I doubt either of them would waste their time on something as trivial as a beauty pageant. Unless it was for an important reason." Loki said to them, Bowtie snuffed in agreement.

"But at a beauty pageant?" Natasha was doubtful, they all were.

"It was probably just a girl thing." Clint joked. And that was the last of it.

Just a girl thing. Why else would two highly feared supervillains be concerned with winning a pageant they hadn't even heard about?

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Not that Loki would never say 'I told you so', but he was getting pretty close to doing so now to the rest of the avengers. It was the day after the fight between Viper and Amora, Loki had been sitting on the couch with Bowtie watching tv. Steve was training, Bruce and Tony were in the lab, Clint and Natasha were off on mission, and Thor was eating in the kitchen.

Loki had been scrolling through the channels when he passed BBC World News. He fumbled with the remote slightly before he got it to go back. Bowtie's ears pricked at what he heard, his head resting on Loki's lap.

"That's right everybody. On this upcoming Saturday, right here in the London, the tenth annual Rachel Shell beauty pageant." The news woman said, "And here is what the winner will get if she impresses the judges." A picture of the prize appeared and Loki almost choked. The trophy was huge, like a giant chalise. It was gold and had jewels that covered it. It was also filled with cash, the winnings of the competition. But thats not what made Loki jump up from his seat in shock.

Loki moved closer to the screen and reached out a hand as if he could grab the prize through the tv.

"JARVIS pause the image." Loki barked out the order, the screen was paused and loki could only continue to look at the thing that had caught his eye. The main jewel, it was the biggest one and right in the middle of the trophy. The orange jewel, though somewhat close to the color of the trophy, stood out the most to Loki. Even though it was just an image, Loki knew what it was.

"JARVIS, gather the others."

"Certainly , may I ask why?" Loki looked back at the tv, his face grim.

"I'll explain when they get here, but right now, we have a problem that everyone will want to know about."

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"So why are we staring at an image of a cup with lots of cash in it?" Clint said, everyone was standing around the hologram of the winners prize JARVIS had made, save Thor who was still in the kitchen, it floated in the middle of the room so everyone could get a good look at it.

"I don't see anything out of the ordinary, a big trophy with lots of money covered in jewels, what's the problem?" Bruce said.

"Look closer," Loki pushed.

"What? The very big jewel in the centre?" Tony said and Loki sighed.

"That 'very big jewel in the centre,' just happens to be something that we need to get as soon as we can."

"And we need this because? What? You want something pretty to look at?" Tony prodded. Clint snickered and Natasha rolled her eyes.

"It a wonder I haven't killed you yet, even with a serious matter, you continue to act like an idiot." Loki sighed.

"Loki, what's the problem with the jewel?" Steve asked, if it was enough to make Loki concerned, they probably wanted to know about it.

"That stone, it is the Time Gem."

Everyone stopped, no one was joking around now.

"How can you tell?" Bruce asked.

"This object along with its brothers and sisters were in the treasure vault, I have seen it enough times to know it when I spot it."

"What's it doing on a award?" Natasha wondered,

"This is the prize for a beauty pageant Ms. Romanoff." JARVIS informed from above. "Its current location is in London, to be to be presented to the winner this upcoming Saturday."

"Didn't Amora say she was going to enter a beauty pageant on Saturday? You don't think..."

"How could she have found out about this?" Tony looked at Loki,

"I'm not sure, but she has been in the vault before, when we were children. She must have recognized it."

"That might be why Viper and her were fighting, to see who would win the pageant."

"They would just steal it, wouldn't they? Why go through the trouble of entering the pageant and there being the chance of them not winning." Bruce said, Loki grinned.

"That part I do believe to be a 'girl thing' as Barton put it earlier, Amora was never the one to be bested by a mortal, I think they just want to see who would win in a test like this."

"So what are we going to do? Can we just ask for it? It is an object that can destroy the universe in the wrong hands." Bruce reasoned.

"I'm afraid that might not be possible." JARVIS interrupted again. "I have researched this item, and it is being kept in a disclosed location, it is so valuable, they do not wish to tell anyone where it is, risk it being stolen until the pageant. It shall be brought out to be given to the winner though."

"So we can't just ask for them to give it to us?" Tony said,

"I'm afraid not sir." Everyone sighed.

"Well great, what do we do now?" Tony looked at everyone.

"We could always steal it." Clint muttered and Natasha whacked him. Tony saw that Loki had a certain look in his eyes, he was thinking of something.

'Loki, what are your ideas on this." Loki smiled.

"I believe I know how we can get the Time Gem." His smile widened. Just at that moment, Thor walked into the room, Loki's smile looked slightly more menacing.

"Even better." He said.

"What do you- the hell!" Tony quickly stepped back as Loki and Thor were engulfed in green smoke. They all coughed, but when the smoke cleared, no one felt comfortable.

Now standing where Loki and Thor had been, was still Loki and Thor, only now they looked a bit different.

"Loki, what did you do?" Bruce said amazed and disturbed at the same time, they all were. Bowtie sniffed his friend uncertainly.

"Magic," A voice that was Loki's and yet not his, said. "I used magic to change my and Thor's appearance, I changed both of us so there would be a better chance of us getting the gem."

"But dude, you're a-a-a." Clint stuttered. A feminine sigh was heard.

"Yes Barton I am now a woman, now if you'll wipe that stupid look off your face, I believe we have to get to London." Loki said. And yes, Loki now was a woman. He, no, she, had used magic to change herself and Thor into woman so they could enter the pageant and win the Time Gem. Though no one really knew how to handle the new Thor and Loki. Thor wasn't to happy.

"Loki what have you done to me!?" Thor's new higher pitched voice screeched, she was furious and thunder boomed outside. Female Thor was smaller than normal Thor, in some places anyway. Their hair was longer now too. Lucky Loki had also changed their clothes when he did the magic. Now both were wearing dresses, Loki's green and black, with a gold necklace. Thor was wearing one that was red with gold bracelets. They both were wearing flat dress shoes also. They were rather fine looking.

"Calm down Thor its not permanent, I'll change us back when we've won." Lady Loki said simply.

"Change me back now!" Lady Thor demanded.

"No." Lady Thor screamed and chased after Lady Loki as she ran down the hall laughing. As their shouts faded the rest of the standing avengers were getting out their shock of what they just witnessed.

"So what do we do now exactly?" Clint said turning to Tony who smiled.

"Now, we go to London and win that pageant."

So what do you think of the new chapter of this new story? I already have a plan for how I want this to go and I hope you'll stick around to see it through!

(By the way the competition is just something I made up, So if your name is Rachel Shell I'm not stalking you or anything.)