*We see Ash at the breakfast table in his house at Pallet*
Ash:After I eat my cocoa puffs, can I start my pokemon training?
Ash's mom:As long as you have a pokemon.
Ash:I meant get a pokemon.
Ash's mom:But you said start your journey.
Ash:I meant get a pokemon.
Ash's mom:But you said start your journey.
Ash:I meant get a pokemon.
Ash's mom:But you said start your journey.
Ash:I meant get a pokemon.
Ash's mom:But you said start your journey.
Ash:NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash's mom:Fine. We're out of cocoa puffs anyway.
*Ash sighs and walks to professor oaks lab*
Ash:Hi, professor oak!
Professor oak:Hello. My pokemon for you is Pikachu.
Pikachu:Pikachu.*Nice to meet you*
*Pikachu shocks Ash*
*Gary walks in*
*Gary grabs a pokeball*
Gary:I! AM! THE! ULTIMATE! THIEF! I STOLE A POKEBALL FROM GRANDPA'S LAB!
Professor oak:No, I was going to give it to you anyway. It's only a Bulbasaur. My level 0 Magikarp could beat it with one splash.
Gary:Think what you want! But I am the ultimate thief!
Professor oak and Ash:Whatever...
*Gary and Ash walk out the door, and professor oak starts crying*
Gary:I gotta make my Bulbasaur stronger than the professors level 0 Magikarp! Smell ya later!
Ash:What if I use deodorant?
Gary:I'll still smell you, just it will be powdery.
Ash:Why'd you have to point that out?
Gary:Cause I know that your mom dumped a vat of deodorant on your bed, so maybe later the smell will wear off.
Ash:Hope it doesn't!
Pikachu:Pikapi, chu.*Ash, dumbo*
Ash:WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??????
*Ash steps on Pikachu*
Pikachu:Chowowowow.*sorry*
#1 explanation:Ash starts his journey and gets a Pikachu, and then goes off to be the worlds greastest*and most demented*pokemon master.