A/N: I was bored and this came to mind. Warning: you might pass out laughing, don't forget to share this with your friends LOL.
"Come on Bella, push." Edward coached his girlfriend while wearing a surgical mask.
"I am pushing Edward and it hurts!" Bella was all sweaty and out of breath.
"1...2...3...PUSH" edward said.
"" Bella screamed as she squeezed Edward's hand and pushed hard.
"Its almost out, a few more times bella. 1...2...3..Push!"
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Bella pushed as hard as she could.
"One more push baby and it'll be out. 1..2...3...OW" Edward yelled as Bella squeezed his hand too tight.
"SAY PUSH ALREADY DAMN IT!" Bella yelled at him.
"push" Edward said weakly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Bella pushed really hard. Then there was a squashy sound of liquid pouring out. "ahh" Bella said in relief.
"Its finally out."
"What does it look like Edward" Bella asked.
"Do you SERIOUSLY want to know what it looks like?" Edward asked, wondering what the hell was wrong with bella.
"yes! lemme see it," Bella shouted.
"Do I have to pick it up with my hands?"
"for god sake your wearing gloves, just pick it up."
"Fine, but this is one smelly and big piece of shit." Edward said as he reached down in the toilet to pick up the shit Bella had been pushing out for the past hour.
"Oh Edward its beautiful!" Bella said in awe.
What the hell is wrong with that girl?