A/N: This is actually an essay I did for English class, and it is Eeyore's letter to Santa. It is rather short (we have a ten sentence limit in my class) and it is a little more proper than Eeyore's usual speech (we have to use big, grade-level words), but I figured I could turn it into a fanfiction while I'm at it. So here it is. I put it in the Kingdom Hearts section because I think that Winnie the Pooh is somewhat neglected in the Kingdom Hearts fandom. And thanks to my English teacher, who made corrections and stuff.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Winnie the Pooh.
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Dear Santa - Eeyore
Dear Santa,
Whenever I decide to take a relaxing walk through the Hundred Acre Woods to brighten and add some cheer to my day, I almost always end up misplacing my precious tail. Then I have to trouble my dear friends to ask them to assist me in finding it. Fortunately, they always manage to locate it for me, but I am afraid that they will soon beging to detest me and my tail, if they do not already. I am also worried that, one day, I will not be able to relocate my appendage. Then I will be doomed to a dreary, dreadful, painful life with everyone laughing at me because I look so ridiculous without my tail. So, I was wondering, if it not too much trouble, could you possibly bring me a bottle of super glue to held me retain my tail?
I know that it seems to be too much trouble to waste on an insignificant, troublesome donkey like me, so it is all right if you hate me also. My one and only goal in life is to find a way to keep my tail on, though, and super glue would really help me. If the task is too tedious for you, that is okay, because something terrible will probably happen anyway if you attempt to assist me. Thank you for reading my letter, even if it is too long, and I am sorry for being bothersome.
Sincerely,
Eeyore
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