This is my first Avatar song fic, so please be a bit gentle with the reviews; nothing too harsh.
The song I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today comes from the Broadway musical Avenue Q. Another musical I have yet to see. Alas. . . Any way, I thought I would set this sometime during The Desert. Enjoy!
I'm not wearing underwear today
"Hey Katara, what happened to your face!" Sokka laughed pointing to Momo's ears.
Katara and Toph rolled their eyes at the immaturity of the 16 year old as the trudged on through the desert.
Momo, who was trying to fly backwards stopped, when Sokka pulled his tail and broke off running.
"Weeee!" Sokka and Momo were running in circles until the finally ran into Toph, knocking her over.
"Ugh! Katara, control your brother!" Toph groaned, rubbing her back where Sokka had hit her.
"I think that's quite impossible at the moment. . ." Katara sighed, floundering along the dirt and sand.
No, I'm not wearing underwear today
"Ha ha, yip yip!" Sokka was dazed as he was trying to get Momo to fly, Sokka thinking that he was Appa.
"How does he manage to get up every morning?" Toph asked.
"That's something I ask myself all of the time." Katara said.
Sokka and Momo were now dancing, happily singing their own little tune.
"You know what, I'm glad you wouldn't let me drink that cactus juice." Toph said, trying to drown out the noises coming from Sokka.
"One's enough!" Katara chuckled.
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
"I think that if we continue to ignore Sokka, all will be fine until it wears off." Katara said loudly over Sokka's laughter.
"Lord Momo, you crack me up! Bumi, you gotta hear this great joke!" Sokka was now gesturing towards the vast emptiness of sand.
"Come on Aang! Where are you!" Katara whispered, looking up at the skies for any sign of the Airbender.
"Hey, I know that guy! Isn't he the one with the wings?" Sokka asked that back of Toph's head.
"This is going to take forever!" Toph groaned.
"I can fly too!" Sokka yelled, flailing his arms in the air like a madman. "I'm flying! I'm flying!"
Still none the less I gotta say. . .
"He's gone mad. We have to find something to git rid of the cactus juice inside of him!" Katara winced as Sokka 'flew' into her.
"I think I good hit upside the head should do nicely." Toph smiled slyly.
"Or a water whip, if I had enough left. . ." Katara looked sadly at her almost empty water skin.
"Mmmm, this is some pretty tasty stuff!" Sokka said dazedly as he licked the dirt and sand on the ground.
"Eww!" Katara gagged.
"C'mon Momo, try some!" Sokka said, stuffing a handful of sand into poor Momo's mouth, who then began licking the ground like Sokka. Both of them were hallucinating on this strange juice.
"At this rate, we'll never make it to Ba Sing Se." Toph sighed.
"Wait, I think I see Aang!" Katara pointed to the sky.
And indeed, Aang came down from his glider, his face red from the intense heat.
"No sign of him." He said hoarsely.
"Ahh! Aang's green and fuzzy! Run away!" Sokka screamed, running in circles with Momo running the other way, eventually flying into Sokka's face.
That I'm not wearing underwear today!
Woo, my first Avatar song fic: Complete! The song that it's too is really short, so it was a bit hard. But, I think it came out pretty smoothly, don't you?