Author's Note: This came from completing both the Malavoi Quinn and Lieutenant Pierce storylines-and, yes, my female Sith Warrior did the down and dirty with both of them. I just had to do a quick bit about the thought processes of my warrior-tweaked as she is.
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Manly Bits
The Sith Warrior grimaced as she read the communique, her teeth grinding. She was tempted to let the Dark Side course through her and slice off her special force's lover's manly bits. Sending her husband a report on the infidelity rate of Sith and the death rate of non-Sith spouses? Please.
But, then again, it wasn't his fault. She'd fallen into the arms of two diametrically opposed men who not only loathed each other but also seemed to want to possess her fully. Neither seemed to recall that it was always the Sith in the relationship that did the possessing.
Perhaps she wouldn't have to slice off any important bits. Not yet, that is.
~Fin~